The Wheels on the Bus

SteveDallas · 05-01-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

My questions for you are, which wheels steer? And which wheels drive?

Who cares? The real question is, will it take off from a moving treadmill?

sweetwater · 05-01-2008, 03:16 PM

My grandfather taught me this response to "Why are fire engines red?" It works when said aloud, in writing not so much, and the details are dated, but he would be proud of me for remembering.

Why Are Fire Engines Red?

Because they have 4 wheels and 8 men
4 plus 8 is 12
12 inches equals a foot
A foot is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth the Second was a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship
A ship moves in water
Fish move in water
Fish have fins
The Finns fought the Russians
The Russians are red
And since fire engines are always rushin', they're red.

05-01-2008, 03:16 PM	#2
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	My grandfather taught me this response to "Why are fire engines red?" It works when said aloud, in writing not so much, and the details are dated, but he would be proud of me for remembering. Why Are Fire Engines Red? Because they have 4 wheels and 8 men 4 plus 8 is 12 12 inches equals a foot A foot is a ruler Queen Elizabeth the Second was a ruler Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship A ship moves in water Fish move in water Fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians The Russians are red And since fire engines are always rushin', they're red. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

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