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Old 05-01-2008, 01:50 PM   #1
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And here is the original impetus for my thread:

Certainly all the wheels on this bus go round and round. My questions for you are, which wheels steer? And which wheels drive?
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:38 PM   #2
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My questions for you are, which wheels steer? And which wheels drive?
Who cares? The real question is, will it take off from a moving treadmill?
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:16 PM   #3
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My grandfather taught me this response to "Why are fire engines red?" It works when said aloud, in writing not so much, and the details are dated, but he would be proud of me for remembering.

Why Are Fire Engines Red?

Because they have 4 wheels and 8 men
4 plus 8 is 12
12 inches equals a foot
A foot is a ruler
Queen Elizabeth the Second was a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship
A ship moves in water
Fish move in water
Fish have fins
The Finns fought the Russians
The Russians are red
And since fire engines are always rushin', they're red.
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