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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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The "you will get me a present for my birthday this year, or at least celebrate it and/or notice that it happened" contract. And the "you will not take my body in case of a NDE, OBE". I can do it all at once. Oh wait, I need to draw up another one. The "when your friend comes to visit from Europe you will call me from every bar you go to and not get in trouble with the authorities and will not drink and drive anywhere" contract. ![]() I like contracts Shawnee. I've had more ridiculous contracts thrown at me in my time, than those. In fact I think I will create a corresponding form number in case they have to be used more than once. So every time someone gets their toe over the line I can just say, "I am going to 96578f you".
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