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Old 04-18-2008, 01:14 PM   #11
Cicero
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 View Post
Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband.

I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body.
Yea, I was already all over that Shawnee. I can kill two birds with one stone.

The "you will get me a present for my birthday this year, or at least celebrate it and/or notice that it happened" contract. And the "you will not take my body in case of a NDE, OBE". I can do it all at once.
Oh wait, I need to draw up another one. The "when your friend comes to visit from Europe you will call me from every bar you go to and not get in trouble with the authorities and will not drink and drive anywhere" contract.


I like contracts Shawnee. I've had more ridiculous contracts thrown at me in my time, than those. In fact I think I will create a corresponding form number in case they have to be used more than once.

So every time someone gets their toe over the line I can just say, "I am going to 96578f you".
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