NDE's & Consciousness Issues - Page 3

luckyone8184 · 04-18-2008, 12:52 PM

haha

Cicero · 04-18-2008, 12:55 PM

No really. Why would you take her body after you are the one that died? I don't think that's fair at all.

I need to talk to my husband about this, and make sure he doesn't try and pull that kind of stuff. He would do that too.....

So. Do heels make your feet hurt? Are you good at walking in them?

luckyone8184 · 04-18-2008, 12:59 PM

Really, I didn't choose. and I've never walked in heels.

Shawnee123 · 04-18-2008, 01:01 PM

Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband.

I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body.

Shawnee123 · 04-18-2008, 01:08 PM

Your user title, "aggregate" aggravator, is apropos.

Cicero · 04-18-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband.

I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body.

Yea, I was already all over that Shawnee. I can kill two birds with one stone.

The "you will get me a present for my birthday this year, or at least celebrate it and/or notice that it happened" contract. And the "you will not take my body in case of a NDE, OBE". I can do it all at once.
Oh wait, I need to draw up another one. The "when your friend comes to visit from Europe you will call me from every bar you go to and not get in trouble with the authorities and will not drink and drive anywhere" contract.

I like contracts Shawnee. I've had more ridiculous contracts thrown at me in my time, than those. In fact I think I will create a corresponding form number in case they have to be used more than once.

So every time someone gets their toe over the line I can just say, "I am going to 96578f you".

Shawnee123 · 04-18-2008, 01:25 PM

So, like the government, you're sneaking pork bills into all your contracts?

You got the "don't drink and drive, don't inhabit my body, don't forget my birthday, take me on a cruise, don't get into trouble with the authorites" Bill 5874p?

You're a clever one.

Cicero · 04-18-2008, 01:36 PM

They will all be separate with different clauses and amended previous statements that may refer to documents that do, or do not exist. So as to confuse and fool the signer.
You may be right about pork barreling because I may, or may not, have invisible ink that I can get to show up after the document is signed and dated.

I wonder if I can use my skills when I actually need them, the IRS needs to sign some stuff for me. About the supposed, alleged money I owe them.

HungLikeJesus · 04-18-2008, 01:43 PM

What are NDEs?

This thread definitely has potential.

glatt · 04-18-2008, 02:21 PM

Near-Dingleschmutz-Experiences?

Dingleschmutz · 04-18-2008, 02:33 PM

Those cost good money.

Cloud · 04-18-2008, 02:42 PM

sorry, but my BullShitOMeter is buzzing. loudly.

glatt · 04-18-2008, 02:45 PM

why?

Cloud · 04-18-2008, 02:50 PM

why the hell wouldn't it?

glatt · 04-18-2008, 03:19 PM

Oh, sorry. I forgot the winking smilie.

04-18-2008, 12:55 PM	#32
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	No really. Why would you take her body after you are the one that died? I don't think that's fair at all. I need to talk to my husband about this, and make sure he doesn't try and pull that kind of stuff. He would do that too..... So. Do heels make your feet hurt? Are you good at walking in them? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-18-2008, 01:01 PM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband. I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-18-2008, 01:08 PM	#35
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Your user title, "aggregate" aggravator, is apropos. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-18-2008, 01:25 PM	#37
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So, like the government, you're sneaking pork bills into all your contracts? You got the "don't drink and drive, don't inhabit my body, don't forget my birthday, take me on a cruise, don't get into trouble with the authorites" Bill 5874p? You're a clever one. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-18-2008, 01:36 PM	#38
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	They will all be separate with different clauses and amended previous statements that may refer to documents that do, or do not exist. So as to confuse and fool the signer. You may be right about pork barreling because I may, or may not, have invisible ink that I can get to show up after the document is signed and dated. I wonder if I can use my skills when I actually need them, the IRS needs to sign some stuff for me. About the supposed, alleged money I owe them. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-18-2008, 12:52 PM	#31
luckyone8184 Whatever Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 30	haha

04-18-2008, 12:59 PM	#33
luckyone8184 Whatever Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 30	Really, I didn't choose. and I've never walked in heels.

04-18-2008, 01:43 PM	#39
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	What are NDEs? This thread definitely has potential. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-18-2008, 02:21 PM	#40
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Near-Dingleschmutz-Experiences?

04-18-2008, 02:33 PM	#41
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Those cost good money.

04-18-2008, 02:42 PM	#42
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	sorry, but my BullShitOMeter is buzzing. loudly. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-18-2008, 02:45 PM	#43
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	why?

04-18-2008, 02:50 PM	#44
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	why the hell wouldn't it? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-18-2008, 03:19 PM	#45
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh, sorry. I forgot the winking smilie.

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