Really bad stand-up comedy...

[Dingleschmutz]

Dane Cook's the loud jackass whose entire sense of humor is based around telling a story that should take two minutes and dragging it out for 20 in a crescendo. It's what I imagine watching an attention-deficit retard with tourette's syndrome freak out on stage for an hour would look like. Watching Gallagher smash fruit is funnier.

[lookout123]

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

Dane Cook's the loud jackass whose entire sense of humor is based around telling a story that should take two minutes and dragging it out for 20 in a crescendo. It's what I imagine watching an attention-deficit retard with tourette's syndrome freak out on stage for an hour would look like. Watching Gallagher smash fruit is funnier.

Thank you. I couldn't agree more. The fact that he has become popular is evidence enough that our nation is doomed.

[Dingleschmutz]

Originally Posted by lookout123

Thank you. I couldn't agree more. The fact that he has become popular is evidence enough that our nation is doomed.

Don't worry. When I'm dictator, I'm instituting a policy of summary executions for stupid people, in memorial to Bill Hicks. One of the tests used will be that anyone who laughs at the Dane Cook bit about the talking monkey driving the getaway van in a heist gets a bullet behind the ear.