Really bad stand-up comedy...

Flint · 03-18-2008, 12:34 PM

Step right up, and get'cher daily dose of schauenfreude here.

Episode One ... Darrell Bluett in WORLD OF PICTURES

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 12:42 PM

lmao

"People say some weird...aggestions."

Poor guy is trying. Or is he?

Flint · 03-18-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

"People say some weird...aggestions."

Hey, they not tryin' to help that person...to...quit losin' weight... they tryin' to kill that person.

Shawnee123 · 03-18-2008, 02:37 PM

I know!

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 03:08 PM

I win.

Radar · 03-18-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

I win.

Seriously dude. It has bugged me for years that people think that guy is funny. He seriously sucks at stand-up. I'm not a big fan of Doug Stanhope either, though he's occasionally funny.

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 05:11 PM

Yeah, I end up hating people who like him, because they invariably get to the point where they can only converse with other people through Dane Cook quotes. I'd put some of them on here to make fun of, but I'm afraid I'd wear out my caps lock exclamation mark keys in quoting him.

Radar · 03-18-2008, 05:49 PM

I honestly tried to like Dane Cook. I sat through an entire performance waiting for him to be the slightest bit funny but I never saw it. And this was a cable tv special so it's supposed to be his best stuff. I had 2 friends tell me how great he was. After watching him, I knew there was something wrong with my friends. I kind of knew already since they think it's unpatriotic to question the president or the not to support the war in Iraq. Normally this would disqualify anyone from being a friend, but I've known them for a very long time. Even still, I don't really talk to them anymore. We email every now and then. They've become more like acquaintances than friends.

Cicero · 03-18-2008, 06:50 PM

Thanks for that Flint.

And I have an aggestion if you are tryin to make your life an uccess. K?

Shawnee123 · 03-19-2008, 08:13 AM

Who is Dane Cook? Is he one of those guys who hangs out with that cable guy guy?

Dingleschmutz · 03-19-2008, 11:49 AM

Dane Cook's the loud jackass whose entire sense of humor is based around telling a story that should take two minutes and dragging it out for 20 in a crescendo. It's what I imagine watching an attention-deficit retard with tourette's syndrome freak out on stage for an hour would look like. Watching Gallagher smash fruit is funnier.

Shawnee123 · 03-19-2008, 11:51 AM

lol, gotcha. Never got the fruit smashing thing, either.

lookout123 · 03-19-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

Dane Cook's the loud jackass whose entire sense of humor is based around telling a story that should take two minutes and dragging it out for 20 in a crescendo. It's what I imagine watching an attention-deficit retard with tourette's syndrome freak out on stage for an hour would look like. Watching Gallagher smash fruit is funnier.

Thank you. I couldn't agree more. The fact that he has become popular is evidence enough that our nation is doomed.

Radar · 03-19-2008, 12:56 PM

You should watch the movie "Idiocracy". It's a comedy, but it's actually scary because it's so true.

Dingleschmutz · 03-19-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

Thank you. I couldn't agree more. The fact that he has become popular is evidence enough that our nation is doomed.

Don't worry. When I'm dictator, I'm instituting a policy of summary executions for stupid people, in memorial to Bill Hicks. One of the tests used will be that anyone who laughs at the Dane Cook bit about the talking monkey driving the getaway van in a heist gets a bullet behind the ear.

03-18-2008, 12:34 PM	#1
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03-18-2008, 12:42 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lmao "People say some weird...aggestions." Poor guy is trying. Or is he? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-18-2008, 02:37 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-18-2008, 03:08 PM	#5
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	I win. Attached Images

03-18-2008, 05:49 PM	#8
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I honestly tried to like Dane Cook. I sat through an entire performance waiting for him to be the slightest bit funny but I never saw it. And this was a cable tv special so it's supposed to be his best stuff. I had 2 friends tell me how great he was. After watching him, I knew there was something wrong with my friends. I kind of knew already since they think it's unpatriotic to question the president or the not to support the war in Iraq. Normally this would disqualify anyone from being a friend, but I've known them for a very long time. Even still, I don't really talk to them anymore. We email every now and then. They've become more like acquaintances than friends. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-18-2008, 05:11 PM	#7
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Yeah, I end up hating people who like him, because they invariably get to the point where they can only converse with other people through Dane Cook quotes. I'd put some of them on here to make fun of, but I'm afraid I'd wear out my caps lock exclamation mark keys in quoting him.

03-18-2008, 06:50 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Thanks for that Flint. And I have an aggestion if you are tryin to make your life an uccess. K? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-19-2008, 08:13 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Who is Dane Cook? Is he one of those guys who hangs out with that cable guy guy? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2008, 11:49 AM	#11
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Dane Cook's the loud jackass whose entire sense of humor is based around telling a story that should take two minutes and dragging it out for 20 in a crescendo. It's what I imagine watching an attention-deficit retard with tourette's syndrome freak out on stage for an hour would look like. Watching Gallagher smash fruit is funnier.

03-19-2008, 11:51 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol, gotcha. Never got the fruit smashing thing, either. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-19-2008, 12:56 PM	#14
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	You should watch the movie "Idiocracy". It's a comedy, but it's actually scary because it's so true. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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