The Dick Slit

Stress Puppy · 03-18-2008, 04:40 PM

I work in a dairy warehouse. It's kept at 34 degrees, and it's often wet, thus I need insulating layers.

It goes like this: Boxers, long sleeved polar tec t-shirt, lightweight exercise pants, long-sleeved crew shirt, uniform pants, hoodie, uniform shirt (has my name tag and such, they like it on the outside). The polar tec shirt is between the boxers and the exercise pants, and the crew shirt is between the exercise pants and the uniform pants. If I try to do it any other way, I either get chilly breezes, or the shirts come untucked and/or discombobulated.

Therefore, if I pulled the boxers waistband down, it would un-tuck part of my polar tec shirt, and then I'd have to fix it all.

Plus, it's just faster to fish it out through that hole.

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03-18-2008, 04:40 PM	#11
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	I work in a dairy warehouse. It's kept at 34 degrees, and it's often wet, thus I need insulating layers. It goes like this: Boxers, long sleeved polar tec t-shirt, lightweight exercise pants, long-sleeved crew shirt, uniform pants, hoodie, uniform shirt (has my name tag and such, they like it on the outside). The polar tec shirt is between the boxers and the exercise pants, and the crew shirt is between the exercise pants and the uniform pants. If I try to do it any other way, I either get chilly breezes, or the shirts come untucked and/or discombobulated. Therefore, if I pulled the boxers waistband down, it would un-tuck part of my polar tec shirt, and then I'd have to fix it all. Plus, it's just faster to fish it out through that hole. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

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