The Dick Slit

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:14 PM

I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:22 PM

Flint, who are you arguing with?

Flint · 03-18-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Flint, who are you arguing with?

All of you stupid motherfuckers. Or anybody who will listen...

glatt · 03-18-2008, 04:25 PM

Nice drawing, by the way.

Dingleschmutz · 03-18-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:

Think about it. Boxers are effectively set up the same way as regular shorts/jeans, whatever. The purpose of avoiding using the dick slit is so you don't have to go fishing around for your unit and pull it out through the hole. But if you don't unbuckle your jeans/belt, you might as well just use the dick slit because then you're still going to have to thread your dick through the opening you just made with your zipper. And even if you chose NOT to do that, then you'd have to thread your dick over your belt buckle, and then we'd REALLY have aiming issues. Nope, not for me, I'm an unabashed open trouser urinator, much more liberating, let the boys breathe the open air a couple times a day.

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03-18-2008, 04:14 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt, or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening: Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-18-2008, 04:22 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Flint, who are you arguing with?

03-18-2008, 04:25 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nice drawing, by the way.

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