The Dick Slit

[glatt]

How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt?

To pull your pants down, you have to:
1) undo your belt by pulling the tongue out of the loops, undoing the buckle, and feeding the tongue all the way out of the buckle.
2) unclasp/unbutton/unsnap your pants
3) unzip the fly
4) pull everything down
5) lift it up and out and over the elastic waistband
6) hold on to your pants so they don't fall down, or kind of stand with your legs spread apart so they won't fall down.

To use the fly, you have to:
1) unzip the fly
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

[Flint]

Originally Posted by glatt

How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt?

WTF are you even talking about?

Unzip your pants. Pull down the waistband of your underwear and piss. Or use the slit, whatever.

Nowhere, in that process, does whether or not you are wearing a belt become a factor. Pants have zippers.

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Flint

WTF are you even talking about?

Unzip your pants. Pull down the waistband of your underwear and piss. Or use the slit, whatever.

Nowhere, in that process, does whether or not you are wearing a belt become a factor. Pants have zippers.

Not if they're button fly.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by glatt

--snip
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

(we join the previously scheduled joke already in progress)

"...what the string is for. I get it now. But how do you get it back in?"

"I don't know about the other waiters, but I use these tongs here."