The Itchy Asshole Ledger

[lumberjim]

your opinion of me seems to have taken downward turn.......

i do an asshole scratching, ass shaking, booty dance. no...i cant carry that any further.....too visual by far.

i use a wad of tp of course. and it usually occurs to me that the scratchin of the itch is so relieving and pleasurable as to almost make the twitching from the itching worth it in the....end. I don't think i'm in as bad shape as BigRed, but I need much more discipline in my choices of diet. buffalo wings have to go, I'm afraid. As does sneaking pretzels......I'm not going to rule Beer out yet, but it's on thin ice. I'll see how more salad and less grease does for me for a month......and if I have no new entries to this ledger...I'll call it a success.