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LJ 11-29-2007 04:38 PM

The Itchy Asshole Ledger
 
Quote:

Dane Cook - Itchy Asshole Lyrics

The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30
in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole I've ever gotten on record.
And I keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchy
asshole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy asshole. Oh it's the
worst isn't it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that you
can't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire day
you try to bounce around. Try to shake it out.
I was reminded of this bit today......

classicman 11-29-2007 04:39 PM

Sunday at the Supermarket.... nuff said!

LJ 11-29-2007 04:40 PM

if you nearly have an orgasm whilst scratching an itchy asshole......does that make you gay? just askin.....no reason....

...nevermind....

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 04:42 PM

You men get the itchies there for the same reason you have skid marks in your drawers, don't you know? :bolt:

Cicero 11-29-2007 04:46 PM

yes you are gay.
:)

Sundae 11-29-2007 04:48 PM

You have worms

LJ 11-29-2007 04:49 PM

thanks for your support......you guys are SOOOOO sensitive.

Aliantha 11-29-2007 04:51 PM

If you have an orgasm while scratching your arse it means your prostate is working. ;)

It's something you should be happy about Jimbo. Scratch away. :)

Aliantha 11-29-2007 04:52 PM

Although, if it's itchy that far up, you might have worms. I'd get that checked if I were you...

LJ 11-29-2007 05:00 PM

no no....i was asking for a friend.....and my friend was telling me that it just felt so good to scratch it....because the itch was so intense.....there was no....erm.....penetration, as it were.....or so he tells me. *cough*

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 05:01 PM

OK, do I need to spell it out? Toilet paper is our friend. Sheesh

Cloud 11-29-2007 05:05 PM

Quote:

if you nearly have an orgasm whilst scratching an itchy asshole......does that make you gay? just askin.....no reason....
No, but it means you're missing the boat. Lots of wonderful nerve endings there just crying to be stimulated.

Witch Hazel pads help. Wipies help. Soap and water help the most.

Sundae 11-29-2007 05:07 PM

I now exercise 5-6 days a week, so I've had plenty of time to think about this. Sweat drips down my back and rolls down into my buttcrack. It tickles and then it stings.

I don't make a thread about it!

Sheesh.

Aliantha 11-29-2007 05:16 PM

hmmm...if it's stinging (can you believe I just typed 'stinking' lol) you might need to see if you've got haemaroids. I don't think sweat should sting should it?

LJ 11-29-2007 05:21 PM

i'm not looking. srsly


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