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Originally Posted by ZenGum

... my temporomechanic says the Horologizing camber guides need aligning ... is he trying to con me? And I think the flux capacitor is on the blink, it makes a funny noise when I go around centuries...

You don't have a problem until it materializes you inside the earth or somewhere in deep space. The earth will only be there at the right time which is why a flux capacitor always has the right space.