Where do shoes go?

[Chocolatl]

In theory they go next to the shoe rack by the front door. In practice they end up under the couch, next to the coffee table, next to my side of the bed, occasionally under the bar chairs in the kitchen... until I get tired of myself and gather them up and put them back on the shoe rack.

There used to be some guys who lived in our apartment building who left all of their shoes outside their front door, so that we'd see them every time we walked down the hall. We got a kick out of occasionally adding extra shoes to their pile, and then watching as ours got moved around (someone mistakenly putting them on?)