Where do shoes go?
 

...any damn where you are when you feel like taking them off.

then you trip over them , cuss and Fling them !!!!!




Then you cuss again trying to find them !!!!!!!!!!

on the shoe shelf or jinx will throw them down the basement steps!

I can't figure out how to type that "whip" sound.

fwuuuuuuuchaaaahhhhhhk!

sounds like Carol , she used to have this Whicked underhand Bullet pitch !!!!!!!

"Fucking Shoes EVERY FUCKING Where !!!!!!!"
FLING !!!!
Wizz !!!
Duck !!!!
THUMP !!!!!!!

they're in the back of the closet making out with lost socks

"Really, who throws a shoe?"
--Austin Powers

Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

Where do shoes "go"? Really? On your feet, hmmm? Don't forget: TGIF.

WTF planet are you on? It's only Tuesday.

Toes Go In First. ;)

We have a little bench by the front door, and my husband is up to 3 pairs there, which necessitates my kids just throwing theirs in the general direction of the bench :mad:

Are you sure that it is in the center of kitchen and not off to the side!
Maybe you should take a tape measure and find the center of the Kitchen to make sure the center of the kitchen is where you think it is.:headshake .

Husband calls the floor area around my side of the bed DSW for this very reason.