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10-24-2007, 06:45 PM
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Your Bartender
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Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Medical Karma (or something)
I invite you to consider the following procedures:
Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week?? |
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10-24-2007, 07:50 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Did you step on an ant?
Seriously.....that sucks. You have my complete sympathy 
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10-24-2007, 07:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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OR maybe at least you still have your own teeth (ish) and no cancer? ick, though.
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10-24-2007, 08:34 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
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psst. check your calendar now, get your appts straight. Double check it. Ok? Good. Remember A2M bad, m'kay?
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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10-24-2007, 08:44 PM
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still says videotape
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10-24-2007, 11:18 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Try to arrange so you get all three at the same time - get it all over with. And with the pain of the root canal, you might not even notice the colonoscopy.
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10-25-2007, 09:21 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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10-25-2007, 09:25 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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10-25-2007, 09:32 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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If that happened all that would be left behind is a far-sighted pocket protector...
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10-25-2007, 01:05 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
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NEAR SIGHTED. Thank you.
And I don't wear a pocket protector. I take the daily risk of my fountain pen leaking into my shirt pocket. (I'm a wild man... what can I say?) |
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10-25-2007, 03:00 PM
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no not that other guy, the other one
Join Date: May 2007
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Wow! Baby Jesus must hate you.
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I should be working. |
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10-25-2007, 03:05 PM
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changed his status to single
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Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
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10-25-2007, 04:27 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Whatever the reason, I'm sorry you are facing the triple X. Just think, one day you'll look back on this and laugh. (Mum told me that when I came home in tears after Matthew McLoughlin called me Popeye. It still hurts)
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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10-25-2007, 10:18 PM
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Your Bartender
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11-02-2007, 11:21 AM
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Your Bartender
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I fucking hate sodium phosphate.
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