Medical Karma (or something)
 

I invite you to consider the following procedures:

• Periodontal tooth scraping
• Root canal
• Colonoscopy

Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??

Did you step on an ant?


Seriously.....that sucks. You have my complete sympathy :(

Perhaps you were looking a little to good for your age, so the karma angels decided to help you feel it?

OR maybe at least you still have your own teeth (ish) and no cancer?

ick, though.

psst. check your calendar now, get your appts straight. Double check it. Ok? Good. Remember A2M bad, m'kay?

Torturous trifecta.

Try to arrange so you get all three at the same time - get it all over with. And with the pain of the root canal, you might not even notice the colonoscopy. :eek:

Age. It's a killer.

Try to look at the bright side. You can't eat before the colonoscopy and you won't want to eat for a few days after the dental procedures, so this is a great opportunity to drop a few pounds.

NO!! :eek: If that happened all that would be left behind is a far-sighted pocket protector...

NEAR SIGHTED. Thank you.

And I don't wear a pocket protector. I take the daily risk of my fountain pen leaking into my shirt pocket. (I'm a wild man... what can I say?)

Wow! Baby Jesus must hate you.

what? no sense of adventure V?

Did you buy a Garth Brookes album?

Whatever the reason, I'm sorry you are facing the triple X.
Just think, one day you'll look back on this and laugh.

(Mum told me that when I came home in tears after Matthew McLoughlin called me Popeye. It still hurts)

I'll hav to discuss the exact logistics with my hygienist.*

No, it's not age. At least not entirely.

Sigh. I suppose I shouldn't have hidden his blankie.

I fucking hate sodium phosphate.