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Old 10-19-2007, 08:51 PM   #1
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?

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Old 10-20-2007, 05:17 AM   #2
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?
Nothing at all.

For my birthday, my boss dry humped my leg....I then wanted to go home sick, but he wouldnt let me.

I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it.
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Old 10-20-2007, 07:18 AM   #3
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I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it.
Depends ... did you get him? You'd hate to miss and waste the pav.

Okay who wants to explain Pavlova to the foreigners?
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Old 10-20-2007, 02:19 PM   #4
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I used to Back when I had a libido... and a job...

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Okay who wants to explain Pavlova to the foreigners?
I thought Pavlova was ubiquitous. But as it hasn't made its way to Texas yet - it's a meringue based dessert (hard meringue, soft in the middle) topped with cream and fresh fruit - usually strawberries, but I've seen different toppings. It was named after a ballet dancer, but I can't remember her first name (Anna?)

When I was on a training course a couple of years ago, the trainer digressed into explaining Pavlovian response by telling us about the scientist Pavlova and his dogs. I sat there checking the other women's faces, ready to crack up if anyone gave even a sign of spotting the mistake. Nope. Sigh.
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Old 10-20-2007, 06:43 PM   #5
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Depends ... did you get him? You'd hate to miss and waste the pav.

Okay who wants to explain Pavlova to the foreigners?
Oh, I GOT him good. He was on the phone, so trapped. I flicked the spoon and it went from his glasses down to his crotch

Payback shall be a bitch
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Old 10-20-2007, 08:00 AM   #6
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?
When I first started, I was an apprentice bater. Now that I'm a Master Bater, I just whack off all day. I take a sick day to get a break from masturbating.
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