Masturbation & Sick Days

10-19-2007, 03:09 PM

Well?

glatt · 10-19-2007, 03:11 PM

A whole day?!

Quit yer bragging.

jester · 10-19-2007, 03:15 PM

Wasn't expecting this

queequeger · 10-19-2007, 03:17 PM

So wait... are you talking about taking a sick day to masturbate? Or taking a masturbation-related sick day? Like an injury.

Either way, I'm down.

SteveDallas · 10-19-2007, 03:19 PM

Surely you meant "masturbation and slick days".

Flint · 10-19-2007, 03:27 PM

Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 03:31 PM

....lo, and then ensueth a vast whoosh of posts espousing and decrying the clone thread as it doth impact the overall quality and readability of Ye Ole Cellar by those of strong opinion and great verbosity.

Flint · 10-19-2007, 03:34 PM

Teh Flint doth giveth and Teh Flint doth taketh away.

10-19-2007, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.

This is my first.

Flint · 10-19-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

This is my first.

And it was a good one.

Cloud · 10-19-2007, 03:41 PM

masturbation makes you feel sick? why you poor thing. yes, I definately think you need to take a sick day. or two.

toranokaze · 10-19-2007, 04:22 PM

A sick day to masturbate you are sick.

SteveDallas · 10-19-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.

I still think they're fucking stupid. I try not to post in them. (Sometimes it's hard, though.)

Having said that... well.... Nothingland is Nothingland.

ZenGum · 10-19-2007, 08:51 PM

You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?

DucksNuts · 10-20-2007, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?

Nothing at all.

For my birthday, my boss dry humped my leg....I then wanted to go home sick, but he wouldnt let me.

I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it.

10-19-2007, 03:09 PM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Masturbation & Sick Days Well?

10-19-2007, 03:17 PM	#4
queequeger Hypercharismatic Telepathical Knight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The armpit of the Universe... Augusta, GA Posts: 365	So wait... are you talking about taking a sick day to masturbate? Or taking a masturbation-related sick day? Like an injury. Either way, I'm down. __________________ Hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster.

10-19-2007, 03:27 PM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-19-2007, 03:31 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	....lo, and then ensueth a vast whoosh of posts espousing and decrying the clone thread as it doth impact the overall quality and readability of Ye Ole Cellar by those of strong opinion and great verbosity. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-19-2007, 03:34 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Teh Flint doth giveth and Teh Flint doth taketh away. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-19-2007, 03:11 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A whole day?! Quit yer bragging.

10-19-2007, 03:15 PM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Wasn't expecting this

10-19-2007, 03:19 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Surely you meant "masturbation and slick days".

10-19-2007, 03:41 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	masturbation makes you feel sick? why you poor thing. yes, I definately think you need to take a sick day. or two. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-19-2007, 04:22 PM	#12
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	A sick day to masturbate you are sick.

10-19-2007, 08:51 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work? Last edited by ZenGum; 10-20-2007 at 04:49 AM.

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