Masturbation & Sick Days
 

Well?

A whole day?!

Quit yer bragging.

Wasn't expecting this:rolleyes:

So wait... are you talking about taking a sick day to masturbate? Or taking a masturbation-related sick day? Like an injury.

Either way, I'm down.

Surely you meant "masturbation and slick days".

Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.

....lo, and then ensueth a vast whoosh of posts espousing and decrying the clone thread as it doth impact the overall quality and readability of Ye Ole Cellar by those of strong opinion and great verbosity.

Teh Flint doth giveth and Teh Flint doth taketh away.

This is my first.

And it was a good one.

masturbation makes you feel sick? why you poor thing. yes, I definately think you need to take a sick day. or two.

A sick day to masturbate you are sick.

I still think they're fucking stupid. I try not to post in them. (Sometimes it's hard, though.)

Having said that... well.... Nothingland is Nothingland.

You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?

Nothing at all.

For my birthday, my boss dry humped my leg....I then wanted to go home sick, but he wouldnt let me.

I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it.