Good bye, dearest cellarites

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Originally Posted by Cicero

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

i don't like to talk about it as it is so painful. but since you asked, yes i did. that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.