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Cicero · 10-19-2007, 06:56 PM

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

i don't like to talk about it as it is so painful. but since you asked, yes i did. that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

kerosene · 10-19-2007, 07:21 PM

That explains the limp pickle comment.

Wait, did I already say that?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 07:23 PM

sadly that was an entirely separate incident.

DanaC · 10-20-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

I think that's the funniest thing I've read in months. Cheered me right up that did....also I got up this morning with an overwhelmng desire for fresh fruit and veg, bought from the borough-market stalls rather than a supermarket. Sorry if this touches a nerve Lookout...I also am truly sorry for your loss....I bought plums by the way...just thought I'd mention.

nightowl · 10-26-2007, 04:35 PM

"and then a pineapple fell upon his head."

lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for...

10-19-2007, 06:56 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-19-2007, 07:23 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	sadly that was an entirely separate incident. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-26-2007, 04:35 PM	#6
nightowl Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the southern edge of the tranquil beauty of the paha sapa... Posts: 3	"and then a pineapple fell upon his head." lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for... __________________ nightowl "flying through the night in his stylish brown wingtips...yes, indeedy d o...or maybe doo doo...

10-19-2007, 07:21 PM	#3
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	That explains the limp pickle comment. Wait, did I already say that?

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