Golf

Cam · 04-12-2003, 03:37 PM

Anyone watching the Master this weekend, it's great no commercials and I don't even have to pay for it. (please no one get started on the whole martha burke thing I'll go crazy)

Since we had our first 2 really nice days of spring I'm going crazy. My clubs are at home and I can't get them until after Easter. Yesterday I was truely considering going out and buying a cheap set fom wal-mart so I could do a round. Then I realized I didn't have $100 to blow *sigh*

That Guy · 04-12-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Cam
Anyone watching the Master this weekend...

It's almost as fun as watching fishing shows. Golf on TV -- what a concept. I think I could settle with a newsprint synopsis the next day.

But on the subject of Martha Burke, fuck that whiny bitch. There are enough self-righteous minority groups out there that demand racial- or gender-seclusion. Let the men (of all races, mind her) have this one.

Griff · 04-13-2003, 06:48 AM

See, I really like you Cam but I've taken a pledge to ridicule any golfer under the age of 55.

Cam · 04-14-2003, 11:48 AM

Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P

elSicomoro · 04-14-2003, 07:13 PM

Yeah, I thought Cam was cool as hell until I read this thread. Besides, I thought backwater folks out west didn't play golf.

(Sorry Cam...this was too much to resist.)

elSicomoro · 04-14-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Cam
Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P

What a crock of shit...all I need to do is wave a beer in your face and you'll be like, "Golf? What?"

Griff · 04-14-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by Cam
Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, [forgotten bit]white shoes, plaid knickers, polyester shirt,[/forgotten bit] sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P

Cam · 04-14-2003, 07:44 PM

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What a crock of shit...all I need to do is wave a beer in your face and you'll be like, "Golf? What?"

Okay you got me there syc. Between Beer and golf Beer wins. But then again there is always that possibility of combining the two pasttimes.

Cam · 04-14-2003, 07:47 PM

Griff!! I'm shocked, you really thing I would dress up to play golf, I'm the one out there in jean shorts, a tee-shirt with the sleeves cut off and a really comfortable pair of adidas. I'm out there for the sun, and the little excerise that i'm getting, not to impress the other golfers with my golf etiquette(which is mostly non existent).

elSicomoro · 04-14-2003, 07:48 PM

Shit, we combine the two, and I'll don some knickers and swing the clubs.

elSicomoro · 04-14-2003, 07:49 PM

Like Happy Gilmore, eh Cam?

Cam · 04-14-2003, 07:52 PM

EXACTLY

Griff · 04-14-2003, 07:56 PM

Sure, thats it. Keep telling yourself that, while yer driving down the highway with your left blinker going.

Cam · 04-14-2003, 08:02 PM

Just wait Griff someday soon you'll be forced to pick up those clubs and take a swing then you'll be hooked.

russotto · 04-15-2003, 12:58 PM

Hooked, sliced, or missed entirely, it's all the same.

04-12-2003, 03:37 PM	#1
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Golf Anyone watching the Master this weekend, it's great no commercials and I don't even have to pay for it. (please no one get started on the whole martha burke thing I'll go crazy) Since we had our first 2 really nice days of spring I'm going crazy. My clubs are at home and I can't get them until after Easter. Yesterday I was truely considering going out and buying a cheap set fom wal-mart so I could do a round. Then I realized I didn't have $100 to blow sigh __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

04-13-2003, 06:48 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	See, I really like you Cam but I've taken a pledge to ridicule any golfer under the age of 55. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-14-2003, 11:48 AM	#4
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

04-14-2003, 07:47 PM	#9
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Griff!! I'm shocked, you really thing I would dress up to play golf, I'm the one out there in jean shorts, a tee-shirt with the sleeves cut off and a really comfortable pair of adidas. I'm out there for the sun, and the little excerise that i'm getting, not to impress the other golfers with my golf etiquette(which is mostly non existent). __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

04-14-2003, 07:52 PM	#12
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	EXACTLY __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

04-14-2003, 07:13 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Yeah, I thought Cam was cool as hell until I read this thread. Besides, I thought backwater folks out west didn't play golf. (Sorry Cam...this was too much to resist.)

04-14-2003, 07:48 PM	#10
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Shit, we combine the two, and I'll don some knickers and swing the clubs.

04-14-2003, 07:49 PM	#11
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Like Happy Gilmore, eh Cam?

04-14-2003, 07:56 PM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Sure, thats it. Keep telling yourself that, while yer driving down the highway with your left blinker going. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-14-2003, 08:02 PM	#14
Cam dripping with ignorance Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Grand Forks ND Posts: 642	Just wait Griff someday soon you'll be forced to pick up those clubs and take a swing then you'll be hooked. __________________ After the seventh beer I generally try and stay away from the keyboard, I apologize for what happens when I fail.

04-15-2003, 12:58 PM	#15
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Hooked, sliced, or missed entirely, it's all the same.

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