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Cam 04-12-2003 03:37 PM

Golf
 
Anyone watching the Master this weekend, it's great no commercials and I don't even have to pay for it. (please no one get started on the whole martha burke thing I'll go crazy)

Since we had our first 2 really nice days of spring I'm going crazy. My clubs are at home and I can't get them until after Easter. Yesterday I was truely considering going out and buying a cheap set fom wal-mart so I could do a round. Then I realized I didn't have $100 to blow *sigh*

That Guy 04-12-2003 06:14 PM

Re: Golf
 
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Originally posted by Cam
Anyone watching the Master this weekend...
It's almost as fun as watching fishing shows. Golf on TV -- what a concept. I think I could settle with a newsprint synopsis the next day.

But on the subject of Martha Burke, fuck that whiny bitch. There are enough self-righteous minority groups out there that demand racial- or gender-seclusion. Let the men (of all races, mind her) have this one.

Griff 04-13-2003 06:48 AM

See, I really like you Cam but I've taken a pledge to ridicule any golfer under the age of 55.

Cam 04-14-2003 11:48 AM

Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P

elSicomoro 04-14-2003 07:13 PM

Yeah, I thought Cam was cool as hell until I read this thread. Besides, I thought backwater folks out west didn't play golf.

(Sorry Cam...this was too much to resist.)

elSicomoro 04-14-2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cam
Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P
What a crock of shit...all I need to do is wave a beer in your face and you'll be like, "Golf? What?"

Griff 04-14-2003 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cam
Oh come on griff you havn't lived until your out golfing with the green grass, [forgotten bit]white shoes, plaid knickers, polyester shirt,[/forgotten bit] sun shining, hardly a cloud in the sky. You step up to tee off on your first shot. Take a few practice swings, step up to the ball, swing and duff the shot 20 feet in front of you. Nothing better than that I tell you :P
:)

Cam 04-14-2003 07:44 PM

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What a crock of shit...all I need to do is wave a beer in your face and you'll be like, "Golf? What?"
Okay you got me there syc. Between Beer and golf Beer wins. But then again there is always that possibility of combining the two pasttimes. :)

Cam 04-14-2003 07:47 PM

Griff!! I'm shocked, you really thing I would dress up to play golf, I'm the one out there in jean shorts, a tee-shirt with the sleeves cut off and a really comfortable pair of adidas. I'm out there for the sun, and the little excerise that i'm getting, not to impress the other golfers with my golf etiquette(which is mostly non existent).

elSicomoro 04-14-2003 07:48 PM

Shit, we combine the two, and I'll don some knickers and swing the clubs.

elSicomoro 04-14-2003 07:49 PM

Like Happy Gilmore, eh Cam?

Cam 04-14-2003 07:52 PM

EXACTLY

Griff 04-14-2003 07:56 PM

Sure, thats it. Keep telling yourself that, while yer driving down the highway with your left blinker going.

Cam 04-14-2003 08:02 PM

Just wait Griff someday soon you'll be forced to pick up those clubs and take a swing then you'll be hooked. :3eye:

russotto 04-15-2003 12:58 PM

Hooked, sliced, or missed entirely, it's all the same.


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