What have you done today at work?

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This morning I got up ,
SSS ( Shit Shower Shave ) ,
Called my boss , nothing was up , he said he would call me later
Turned on the puter and got a cup of coffie ,
Watched Shawnee melt down here on the cellar ,
Porn surfed some ,
read some news and general web browseing ,
Heated up some meatballs for lunch ,
Spilled said meat balls All over the kitchen and my self ,
CUSSED ,
Threw a fork ( sticking it in the wall , FUCK !!!!! now I have to fix THAT to !!!)
Cleaned up the meat balls ( with Oliver's help ( our Boston terrier ))
Fixed the Fucking wall ,
Fixed my self some ramen noodles ( a little onion and some left over Brat)
Ran the weed eater,
messed around in the shed some ,
My boss called , I have things to do tomorow YAHHH !!!
Finished messing around in the shed ,
Fired up the puter again ,
Saw that Shawnee had Melted WAY down and been banned ( sucks to be her ) ,
Now I am comptemplateing a beer .

That has been my day so far .