Can this be real?

Crimson Ghost · 01-11-2007, 01:53 AM

rekson = wreck-son
Foyler = foiler
Maybe I'm reading too much into it...

And WTF is with the last line of the report?
"I'd like to get a job at Office Max," he said. "After a couple of months working there, I wonder how much they'd pay me to go away?"

Yeah, there's a good idea.
Publicly state your intent to extort money.
Not even Ol' Butterface herself, Paris Hilton, is that stupid.
Wait, belay that...

Griff · 01-11-2007, 06:19 AM

It is a nice piece of parody.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-11-2007, 09:56 PM

Ah ha, the source. http://www.borowitzreport.com/

01-11-2007, 01:53 AM	#1
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	rekson = wreck-son Foyler = foiler Maybe I'm reading too much into it... And WTF is with the last line of the report? "I'd like to get a job at Office Max," he said. "After a couple of months working there, I wonder how much they'd pay me to go away?" Yeah, there's a good idea. Publicly state your intent to extort money. Not even Ol' Butterface herself, Paris Hilton, is that stupid. Wait, belay that... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-11-2007, 06:19 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	It is a nice piece of parody. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-11-2007, 09:56 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ah ha, the source. http://www.borowitzreport.com/ __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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