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Can this be real?
I got this email, can't find it on snopes or Google.
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But, that said, fire him. Duh. Home Depot Employees Handbook; Quote:
Besides an easy $12 million.:confused: |
Sounds total urban legend. For way less than $12 million the Home Despot could have an "accident" that eliminates any employee they don't like.
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Yeah or pay him his regular pay to sit in a room, better yet, stay home. :confused:
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(googled)
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good point Jeb - I'd have done it for far less myself.
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Thanks Monster, I couldn't find that damn thing for love nor money. :thumb2:
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rekson home depot
googling is my specialty ;) :eek: |
Damn...I'd tried Rekson alone and a myriad of home depot combos. Just not the right one. :D
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rekson = wreck-son
Foyler = foiler Maybe I'm reading too much into it... And WTF is with the last line of the report? "I'd like to get a job at Office Max," he said. "After a couple of months working there, I wonder how much they'd pay me to go away?" Yeah, there's a good idea. Publicly state your intent to extort money. Not even Ol' Butterface herself, Paris Hilton, is that stupid. Wait, belay that... |
It is a nice piece of parody.
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Ah ha, the source. http://www.borowitzreport.com/ :D
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