The Virgin Chronicles

Er, well... mine and I actually parted amicably. Theoretically. Since I'm still a virgin. Or that's what I tell everyone.

But if it HAD ever happened... she'd probably say "I'm really glad it happened with him. He was really gentle and understanding and we moved at my pace. He's an ass in most other areas, but he was pretty good about that."

That's what she said to me after we split (at least the first part), and we haven't really talked since, so I'm guessing that's what she'd say now.