The Virgin Chronicles
 

So, I was watching Last Call with Carson Daly earlier this morning, with actress-model Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as his guest. She was discussing a project that her husband, actor John Stamos, developed called "The Virgin Chronicles." Apparently, it is some sort of pilot he is trying to develop, in which people's first "conquests" are interviewed years after the event occurs. For the first one, Stamos interviewed his wife's first lay. I don't know what the status of this project is, but it sounds like something that might get picked up by the USA Network or a smaller main network like UPN.

This got me thinking...what on earth would my first say about me?

My first happened to be my first serious girlfriend, with whom I spent over a year. It ended semi-amicably, although we haven't spoken in over 5 years now. Last I heard, she was more of a fucking nutjob than she was when I was with her.

Hopefully she's grown up in the last few years, so she might have something nice to say. More than likely though, I suspect it would be something mean-spirited that would make me out to be the mean ol' boyfriend that broke her heart. Boo fucking hoo.

Granted, it's all about the past...but given how people don't seem to want to let go of the past in the current world, one can't help but wonder what the implications of a show like this could bring.

Time for damage control...once I'm rich and famous, I can't have some shit like this in the Enquirer. ;)

Re: The Virgin Chronicles
 

Oh, no prob... I took care of that when I decided never to become either rich or famous! :beer:

Some day kb...they will name that park after me. :)

I'm surprised this one hasn't gotten more attention, it's a good one. I know what mine would say... "Stay away, you freak, I'm getting a restraining order."

Er, well... mine and I actually parted amicably. Theoretically. Since I'm still a virgin. Or that's what I tell everyone. :)

But if it HAD ever happened... she'd probably say "I'm really glad it happened with him. He was really gentle and understanding and we moved at my pace. He's an ass in most other areas, but he was pretty good about that."

That's what she said to me after we split (at least the first part), and we haven't really talked since, so I'm guessing that's what she'd say now.

My first lay said "I do". :)

Tob obviously wasn't stupid and lost it at 15 then :)

Unless she later said "irreconcilable differences" :)

That's so cute...it makes me sick. ;)

I thought my first would be the one and only...then I woke up. Then again, I've been engaged three times, so what does that say about me? :)

And I'm sure Mrs. Tob would appreciate being referred to as "your first lay." ;)

On the flip side, I've taken a few virginities myself...what would I say about them?

I'd probably start off with: "Fantastic lay! Bore that broad out real good! Her tits were incredible...I could spend all day just playing with them."

I'd make sure to try and say something nice about each of them. I didn't just date them and sleep with them because I was bored, drunk, or horny...I was in serious relationships with each of them, and saw something special in them beyond a pretty face and a vagina.

I'm a romantic at heart...don't tell anyone else that though. :)

How about a tree?
Sorry, that was terrible.

3 words.
One Night Stand.

Smack!

My future park is already ready...it's just waiting for my name to be on it.

I hope to God you're not working that angle already...

*shrugs* One two many slammers all round, no harm done, stayed friends for a while. Not exactly uncommon but not something i do regulary either and hell i've got a great gf now so i doubt i will be for a long time to come.

Yea i deserved the smack.