fat vs not fat

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by hugefatguy

but what if the fat guy got the little guy on the floor and then body slamed him right on his stomach and then started punching him? Or what if the fat guy got the little guy on the floor and the jumped on him with both feet.

800 lb guys,like elephants, don't jump. make a heck of a hockey goalie, though. should be the nHl that's interested in him. total eclipse of the goal.

just how huge are you, hugefatguy? what about a 500lb fat guy vs a 300lb fat guy?

what about a 90lb weakling against a 115lb supermodel?

what about dracula vs frankenstien?


or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

That's a good one. Picard's brains against Kirk's brawn. My money's on Kirk.

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

...or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

This question has been addressed in some detail here.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

or Captain Kirk v. Picard?

It took 4 pages. Amazing restraint.

Kirk would use him like a red-headed step-son.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Griff

It took 4 pages. Amazing restraint.

Kirk would use him like a red-headed step-son.

Kirk: I'm gonna use you like a toilet, Picard, how do you want it?
Picard: Make it number 1. Please. Make soooooo number 1 that I look as yellow as Sulu!