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hugefatguy 07-11-2006 02:30 PM

fat vs not fat
 
Ok I am new so i guess... hi

If there was a 800 pound fat guy who could still move easily and was not too slow and a 200 pound guy who was muscular and was fast and they had an all out fight to the death with no rules... who would win? (they can not use weapons like bats and chairs just there bodies) ( also they are in a closed space about the size of a boxing ring)



I say the fat guy would win because the punches from the other guy would do nothing and how can the other guy move him? Plus all the fat guy needs to do is to get the other guy on the ground and get on top of him

Trilby 07-11-2006 02:38 PM

Hi. what an incredibly weird way to say hello!

I still say the 200 pound guy would win. The 800 pound guy has hypertension and diabetes and unstable angina.

wolf 07-11-2006 03:09 PM

200 pounder ... more endurance overall, even if the 800 pounder would be pugilistically more skilled.

barefoot serpent 07-11-2006 03:13 PM

yeah, even if the 800lb'er is on top, most of his weight is still on the ground and the small guy can escape. Watch some sumo wrestling sometime, the smaller guys often win.

slang 07-11-2006 03:39 PM

Why would these two be fighting? If for pizza.....

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:39 PM

well i still say the fat guy because 200 pound man could not get him off. And plus if you are that heavy you dont have to be unhealthy.

Ibby 07-11-2006 04:41 PM

Yeah, uh, I think its prettymuch impossible to be 800 pounds and in prime shape. If a guy three or four times your size is laying on you, only a third or a fourth of him is actually touching you, the rest is on the ground, and if youre in relatively good shape, you can wriggle out.

Trust me, I know.

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:42 PM

i disagree

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:43 PM

plus what if the fat guy body slams him? then its over

capnhowdy 07-11-2006 04:43 PM

C'mon, dude... let's get real. How the fuck can a man weigh 800 lbs. and NOT be unhealthy? Sheesh.

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:43 PM

Ibram how do you know?

capnhowdy 07-11-2006 04:45 PM

Try signing up someone that fat to a pro sports team or the military. NOT! Wonder why.

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:45 PM

well when i said he dosent have to be unhealthy i meant he dosent HAVE to have dieabeties

hugefatguy 07-11-2006 04:46 PM

actually the Nfl is trying to hire a 802 pound african american fat guy right now

Ibby 07-11-2006 04:48 PM

I know because, back when i was a scrawny 90-pound kid, i would get in fights with kids twice my size and sometimes age. When I didnt win, I could always squirm away and scurry off.


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