5/22/2006: Coors Light townhouse

footfootfoot · 05-22-2006, 03:01 PM

it was coors light. 70,000x.05 = $3500.

Stormieweather · 05-22-2006, 03:33 PM

Heh...that looks eerily familiar.

I had a tenant family once that totally trashed the place they rented from me.

Free curbside garbage pickup and they stuffed all their bags into the carport shed instead of walk 10 feet to the curb. It was so full that they were barely able to get the door closed...all the way up to the ceiling. It took me a week and 107 lawn garbage bags to empty it out. Had to bribe the garbage man to haul it all away too. You really don't want details of what kind of crud was crawling in there.

They emptied their ashtrays into the broom closet instead of the trash can which resulted in a 3 feet deep pile of nasty butts.

They took beer bottle caps and pushed them into the ceiling tiles, creating a sort of trashy new look. The entire ceiling was covered in beer caps.

They took down the custom drapes and nailed them over the screens on the screened in porch.

I don't think they once cleaned the bathroom. I've seen cleaner ones in abandoned industrial buildings. (It had to be torn out and completely rebuilt).

They smashed the outside walls by driving a vehicle into them. Apparently while fighting, the wife tried to run down the husband and got the building instead...repeatedly.

When I had the sheriff evict them, they left a lot of stuff behind including closets full of things with the price tags still attached (stolen?).

Lovely family

. Mother, father, teenager, a pre-teen and a toddler.

Never again will I be a landlord. Ever.

Stormie

milkfish · 05-22-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

it was coors light. 70,000x.05 = $3500.

And at 4.2% alcohol by volume, I calculate that that comes to 276 gallons of ethanol processed by one liver. That would have been an impressive collection of empties even if it had been in the form of fifths of vodka.

Kagen4o4 · 05-22-2006, 06:25 PM

see what happens when you drink american light beer

Perry Winkle · 05-22-2006, 06:34 PM

Man, now I don't feel so bad about the two minor paint scuffs/scratches I caused moving in/out of my last place....

05-22-2006, 03:01 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	it was coors light. 70,000x.05 = $3500. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2006, 06:25 PM	#4
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	see what happens when you drink american light beer __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-22-2006, 03:33 PM	#2
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Heh...that looks eerily familiar. I had a tenant family once that totally trashed the place they rented from me. Free curbside garbage pickup and they stuffed all their bags into the carport shed instead of walk 10 feet to the curb. It was so full that they were barely able to get the door closed...all the way up to the ceiling. It took me a week and 107 lawn garbage bags to empty it out. Had to bribe the garbage man to haul it all away too. You really don't want details of what kind of crud was crawling in there. They emptied their ashtrays into the broom closet instead of the trash can which resulted in a 3 feet deep pile of nasty butts. They took beer bottle caps and pushed them into the ceiling tiles, creating a sort of trashy new look. The entire ceiling was covered in beer caps. They took down the custom drapes and nailed them over the screens on the screened in porch. I don't think they once cleaned the bathroom. I've seen cleaner ones in abandoned industrial buildings. (It had to be torn out and completely rebuilt). They smashed the outside walls by driving a vehicle into them. Apparently while fighting, the wife tried to run down the husband and got the building instead...repeatedly. When I had the sheriff evict them, they left a lot of stuff behind including closets full of things with the price tags still attached (stolen?). Lovely family . Mother, father, teenager, a pre-teen and a toddler. Never again will I be a landlord. Ever. Stormie

05-22-2006, 06:34 PM	#5
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Man, now I don't feel so bad about the two minor paint scuffs/scratches I caused moving in/out of my last place....

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