NSFW the pole poll

SteveDallas · 01-28-2005, 08:52 PM

Hahaha. That reminds me of one.

High school. Senior year. Some friends are trying to persuade me that I should get over my reluctance to go after a particular girl. One of them says, "Come on Steve, go for it. She'll flip for you. Go to her, and tell her you'll give her 10 inches."

I gave him what I thought was the dumbest, lamest response possible:

"I couldn't do that, Serge.

I mean, I'd have to fold it in half."

But everybody got a big laugh out of it, even though I thought it was a pretty feeble attempt.

View Poll Results: Does size matter?
Oh, yeah, the bigger the better	1	7.14%
No, It's not what's going IN, it's what's going ON	7	50.00%
Give me average	4	28.57%
Depends on my mood	1	7.14%
I like 'em tiny	1	7.14%
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01-28-2005, 08:52 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hahaha. That reminds me of one. High school. Senior year. Some friends are trying to persuade me that I should get over my reluctance to go after a particular girl. One of them says, "Come on Steve, go for it. She'll flip for you. Go to her, and tell her you'll give her 10 inches." I gave him what I thought was the dumbest, lamest response possible: "I couldn't do that, Serge. I mean, I'd have to fold it in half." But everybody got a big laugh out of it, even though I thought it was a pretty feeble attempt.

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