Take a Seat

Kitsune · 07-09-2004, 09:43 AM

I'm sure this discussion has already taken place on The Cellar, before, but now the groups are getting organized. Check out MAPSU.

Peeing standing up destroys families.

Oh, how blind we've all been to this!

Cyber Wolf · 07-09-2004, 11:23 AM

Oh pshaw. Peeing without sitting is totally not just a man thing. Women can pee without actually sitting down (and in some cases, you don't WANT to...) and without getting everything everywhere. It's an acquired skill, you do need the balance for it, but it's possible. And have any of the women involved ever been in a public restroom? Women can be downright NASTY.

I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl. Granted, it not enough to utterly sicken and kill a family if the airborne bits get, let's say, on your toothbrush, but I'd say urine fragmentation is far less a threat than that. Besides, what kind of family are you if you let someone missing the bowl destroy the familial relationships? Talk about petty.

dar512 · 07-09-2004, 11:30 AM

On the one hand, I have to agree that many guys seem to have trouble with this. How hard can it be to hit a urinal, for crying out loud? And yet every day, the floor under the urinals at work is testimony that some guys just can't. I keep threatening to post a sign that says, "If you can't aim, don't shoot!"

On the other hand, I'm a stand-up kind of guy. I do aim and I don't miss.

Maybe this is just another form of penis envy.

smoothmoniker · 07-09-2004, 11:50 AM

As my wife often says, "Babe, if you can't even hit a hole that big ..."

-sm

Kitsune · 07-09-2004, 12:19 PM

I've always been a fan of the urinals that go all the way to the floor. You usually find these in bars and, I think, for good reason!

Now, if only the toilet were closer...

Solution? Pee in the sink.

Clodfobble · 07-09-2004, 12:22 PM

I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl.

That's why you close the lid and then flush. It's a policy in my house.

wolf · 07-09-2004, 12:50 PM

Toothbrushes come with the poop molecules pre-attached. The Mythbusters said so.

We have on occasion become consumed by the discussion of the poop molecule.

Juju even went so far as to engage in some inconclusive experimentation.

Cyber Wolf · 07-09-2004, 01:36 PM

I suppose if MAPSU can get this organized, I'm sure there's an underground movement that, if nothing else, could become a subsect of MAPSU. They'd call themselves MARTS...Mothers Against Raised Toilet Seats, decidated to all the wives, daughters and sisters who've taken the plunge into the toilet because the seat was left up.

Crimson Ghost · 07-09-2004, 10:23 PM

Peeing standing up is fine, especially in the dark.
Use SONAR.
Want a challenge?
Try shitting standing up.
Barrels of fun for the whole family.

07-16-2004, 07:15 PM

少儿不宜~~~

Kitsune · 07-16-2004, 10:09 PM

少儿不宜~~~

Maybe.

Nothing But Net · 07-16-2004, 11:56 PM

One of the best things about being a man is:

The whole fucking world is your bathroom!

wolf · 07-17-2004, 01:16 AM

I'll give you that one for sure. :jealous:

Kitsune · 07-17-2004, 09:04 AM

The whole fucking world is your bathroom!

Whoa, thanks, NbN! At first I was really envious of fish and woodland creatures, but now I realize that there isn't anything from stopping me from such freedoms. Its time to live!

limey · 07-17-2004, 01:17 PM

My upstairs loo/bathroom has a cam ceiling (i.e. sloping ceiling) over the loo, such that any man over 5'4" tall has to stand a la limbo dancer if he wants to be close enough to pee in the loo. Perhaps I should get one of MAPSU's posters to put on the door ...

07-09-2004, 09:43 AM	#1
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Take a Seat I'm sure this discussion has already taken place on The Cellar, before, but now the groups are getting organized. Check out MAPSU. Peeing standing up destroys families. Oh, how blind we've all been to this!

07-09-2004, 11:23 AM	#2
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Oh pshaw. Peeing without sitting is totally not just a man thing. Women can pee without actually sitting down (and in some cases, you don't WANT to...) and without getting everything everywhere. It's an acquired skill, you do need the balance for it, but it's possible. And have any of the women involved ever been in a public restroom? Women can be downright NASTY. I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl. Granted, it not enough to utterly sicken and kill a family if the airborne bits get, let's say, on your toothbrush, but I'd say urine fragmentation is far less a threat than that. Besides, what kind of family are you if you let someone missing the bowl destroy the familial relationships? Talk about petty. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

07-09-2004, 12:50 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Toothbrushes come with the poop molecules pre-attached. The Mythbusters said so. We have on occasion become consumed by the discussion of the poop molecule. Juju even went so far as to engage in some inconclusive experimentation. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-09-2004, 01:36 PM	#8
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	I suppose if MAPSU can get this organized, I'm sure there's an underground movement that, if nothing else, could become a subsect of MAPSU. They'd call themselves MARTS...Mothers Against Raised Toilet Seats, decidated to all the wives, daughters and sisters who've taken the plunge into the toilet because the seat was left up. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

07-09-2004, 10:23 PM	#9
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Peeing standing up is fine, especially in the dark. Use SONAR. Want a challenge? Try shitting standing up. Barrels of fun for the whole family. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-09-2004, 11:30 AM	#3
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	On the one hand, I have to agree that many guys seem to have trouble with this. How hard can it be to hit a urinal, for crying out loud? And yet every day, the floor under the urinals at work is testimony that some guys just can't. I keep threatening to post a sign that says, "If you can't aim, don't shoot!" On the other hand, I'm a stand-up kind of guy. I do aim and I don't miss. Maybe this is just another form of penis envy.

07-09-2004, 11:50 AM	#4
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	As my wife often says, "Babe, if you can't even hit a hole that big ..." -sm

07-09-2004, 12:19 PM	#5
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	I've always been a fan of the urinals that go all the way to the floor. You usually find these in bars and, I think, for good reason! Now, if only the toilet were closer... Solution? Pee in the sink.

07-09-2004, 12:22 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl. That's why you close the lid and then flush. It's a policy in my house.

07-16-2004, 07:15 PM	#10
No_TimE Guest Posts: n/a	少儿不宜~~~

07-16-2004, 10:09 PM	#11
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	少儿不宜~~~ Maybe.

07-16-2004, 11:56 PM	#12
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	One of the best things about being a man is: The whole fucking world is your bathroom!

07-17-2004, 01:16 AM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'll give you that one for sure. :jealous: __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-17-2004, 09:04 AM	#14
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	The whole fucking world is your bathroom! Whoa, thanks, NbN! At first I was really envious of fish and woodland creatures, but now I realize that there isn't anything from stopping me from such freedoms. Its time to live!

07-17-2004, 01:17 PM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	My upstairs loo/bathroom has a cam ceiling (i.e. sloping ceiling) over the loo, such that any man over 5'4" tall has to stand a la limbo dancer if he wants to be close enough to pee in the loo. Perhaps I should get one of MAPSU's posters to put on the door ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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