Take a Seat
 

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I'm sure this discussion has already taken place on The Cellar, before, but now the groups are getting organized. Check out MAPSU.

Peeing standing up destroys families.

Oh, how blind we've all been to this!

Oh pshaw. Peeing without sitting is totally not just a man thing. Women can pee without actually sitting down (and in some cases, you don't WANT to...) and without getting everything everywhere. It's an acquired skill, you do need the balance for it, but it's possible. And have any of the women involved ever been in a public restroom? Women can be downright NASTY.

I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl. Granted, it not enough to utterly sicken and kill a family if the airborne bits get, let's say, on your toothbrush, but I'd say urine fragmentation is far less a threat than that. Besides, what kind of family are you if you let someone missing the bowl destroy the familial relationships? Talk about petty. :Flush:

On the one hand, I have to agree that many guys seem to have trouble with this. How hard can it be to hit a urinal, for crying out loud? And yet every day, the floor under the urinals at work is testimony that some guys just can't. I keep threatening to post a sign that says, "If you can't aim, don't shoot!"

On the other hand, I'm a stand-up kind of guy. I do aim and I don't miss.

Maybe this is just another form of penis envy. :male:

As my wife often says, "Babe, if you can't even hit a hole that big ..."

-sm

I've always been a fan of the urinals that go all the way to the floor. You usually find these in bars and, I think, for good reason!

Now, if only the toilet were closer...

Solution? Pee in the sink.

I wonder if they realize that every time you flush you send a cloud of germs and bacteria into the air. The flushing act aeriates some of the liquid in the bowl.

That's why you close the lid and then flush. It's a policy in my house.

Toothbrushes come with the poop molecules pre-attached. The Mythbusters said so.

We have on occasion become consumed by the discussion of the poop molecule.

Juju even went so far as to engage in some inconclusive experimentation.

I suppose if MAPSU can get this organized, I'm sure there's an underground movement that, if nothing else, could become a subsect of MAPSU. They'd call themselves MARTS...Mothers Against Raised Toilet Seats, decidated to all the wives, daughters and sisters who've taken the plunge into the toilet because the seat was left up.

Peeing standing up is fine, especially in the dark.
Use SONAR.
Want a challenge?
Try shitting standing up.
Barrels of fun for the whole family.

少儿不宜~~~

少儿不宜~~~

Maybe.

One of the best things about being a man is:

The whole fucking world is your bathroom!

I'll give you that one for sure. :jealous:

The whole fucking world is your bathroom!

Whoa, thanks, NbN! At first I was really envious of fish and woodland creatures, but now I realize that there isn't anything from stopping me from such freedoms. Its time to live!

My upstairs loo/bathroom has a cam ceiling (i.e. sloping ceiling) over the loo, such that any man over 5'4" tall has to stand a la limbo dancer if he wants to be close enough to pee in the loo. Perhaps I should get one of MAPSU's posters to put on the door ...