NDE's & Consciousness Issues

[luckyone8184]

haha

[Cicero]

No really. Why would you take her body after you are the one that died? I don't think that's fair at all.

I need to talk to my husband about this, and make sure he doesn't try and pull that kind of stuff. He would do that too.....

So. Do heels make your feet hurt? Are you good at walking in them?

[luckyone8184]

Really, I didn't choose. and I've never walked in heels.

[Shawnee123]

Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband.

I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body.

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cic, I think you need to draw up a contract with your husband.

I'm quite lucky in the fact that no one, and I mean NO ONE wants to inhabit my body.

Yea, I was already all over that Shawnee. I can kill two birds with one stone.

The "you will get me a present for my birthday this year, or at least celebrate it and/or notice that it happened" contract. And the "you will not take my body in case of a NDE, OBE". I can do it all at once.
Oh wait, I need to draw up another one. The "when your friend comes to visit from Europe you will call me from every bar you go to and not get in trouble with the authorities and will not drink and drive anywhere" contract.


I like contracts Shawnee. I've had more ridiculous contracts thrown at me in my time, than those. In fact I think I will create a corresponding form number in case they have to be used more than once.

So every time someone gets their toe over the line I can just say, "I am going to 96578f you".

[Beest]

Originally Posted by Cicero

So you took her body after you died?

Why would you go and do a thing like that? That's crap. I wanna talk to her.

Cicero OP doesnt say they took possesion, just that it was transferred, could have entirely contrary to his wishes. Good excuse for a rant and Red Dwarf clip though.

Originally Posted by Cicero

"I am going to 96578f you".

not SCD34124

[Beest]

I think guys could come up with some questions that only a man would know the answer too, it'd have to be face to face or chat though. If there was significant age difference then some quick fire period questions would cinch it.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Beest

I think guys could come up with some questions that only a man would know the answer to (fixed that for you) .

you've been listening to waaaay too much Dave and Chuck the Freak.

[Shawnee123]

Your user title, "aggregate" aggravator, is apropos.

[Shawnee123]

So, like the government, you're sneaking pork bills into all your contracts?

You got the "don't drink and drive, don't inhabit my body, don't forget my birthday, take me on a cruise, don't get into trouble with the authorites" Bill 5874p?

You're a clever one.

[Cicero]

They will all be separate with different clauses and amended previous statements that may refer to documents that do, or do not exist. So as to confuse and fool the signer.
You may be right about pork barreling because I may, or may not, have invisible ink that I can get to show up after the document is signed and dated.

I wonder if I can use my skills when I actually need them, the IRS needs to sign some stuff for me. About the supposed, alleged money I owe them.

[HungLikeJesus]

What are NDEs?

This thread definitely has potential.

[glatt]

Near-Dingleschmutz-Experiences?

[Dingleschmutz]

Those cost good money.

[Cloud]

sorry, but my BullShitOMeter is buzzing. loudly.