Masturbation & Sick Days - Page 2

Cloud · 10-19-2007, 03:41 PM

masturbation makes you feel sick? why you poor thing. yes, I definately think you need to take a sick day. or two.

toranokaze · 10-19-2007, 04:22 PM

A sick day to masturbate you are sick.

DanaC · 10-20-2007, 08:15 AM

Lurve pavlova

ZenGum · 10-20-2007, 10:40 AM

You know, I really wish pavlova had not been mentioned in this thread about masturbation.
These two things should be kept .... separate.

Dana, the phrase "lurve pavlova" is just sooooo dangerous. Sounds like a euphemism for something very eeiiuuuwww.

DanaC · 10-20-2007, 12:19 PM

lol well I suppose it does at that...

allow me to qualify that statement:

I lurve pavlova!

Clodfobble · 10-20-2007, 02:08 PM

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Okay who wants to explain Pavlova to the foreigners?

toranokaze · 10-20-2007, 03:03 PM

Many things do not make it to Texas, and many things do not make it out either

Razzmatazz13 · 10-23-2007, 09:46 PM

Oi! Thay it, don't thpray it!!

ZenGum · 10-23-2007, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

Oi! Thay it, don't thpray it!!

Particularly appropriate in the context of this thread.

Sundae · 10-25-2007, 05:22 PM

Are men turned on my coming on a woman's face because they've seen it so many times in porn films/ pictures - where it is used because it makes the orgasm visual - or is it used in porn because it is a typical male fantasy?

The amount of male friends who've told me (in their cups admittedly) that it's an unfulfilled ambition makes me wonder. I can't say I particularly enjoy it, but I wouldn't refuse the pleasure to someone I was willing to have sex with - which is a little more intimate after all!

jester · 10-25-2007, 05:29 PM

I was told it would make you go blind. Thank goodness for braille.:p

Undertoad · 10-25-2007, 05:41 PM

Imagine if every time you had an orgasm, at the very peak of it this "stuff" appeared. Wouldn't it have some sort of otherworldly quality to it, like it was magic. You'd totally associate it with every orgasm you ever had, including your deepest formative years and ever since. Maybe it was even scary when it first showed up, unexpected -- or maybe it was guilty evidence, like you had to hide it because if you didn't, everybody would know what you were doing.

And then, find out that some women act like they're scared of it, like it was battery acid or something. But others would embrace it as a part of the act. Imagine how that might be weirdly fulfilling or amazing somehow, that the woman was saying this "stuff" was not foul, or toxic, or guilty, or messy, but that it came from your orgasm and they actually wanted it and that was the goal to begin with.

Then add on layers of visual stimulation, because men's sexuality is so utterly visual.

TMI?

Aliantha · 10-25-2007, 05:54 PM

I think the idea of men cumming on womens faces is all about the power aspect. It's part of the games we all involve ourselves in when we have sex. The ultimate power struggle!

Oh yeah, and then there's the meaningful, sharing and caring undying love kind of sex, but seriously, who has that after the sixth month of a relationship anyway?

Perry Winkle · 11-03-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Oh yeah, and then there's the meaningful, sharing and caring undying love kind of sex, but seriously, who has that after the sixth month of a relationship anyway?

DanaC · 10-25-2007, 08:09 PM

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TMI?

On the contrary I think you just gave the most amazing insight. I had never considered it in that light. It makes sense.

I do think ali's power theory also has some weight though. But I suspect that your explanation underlies it even if the power aspect is present.

10-19-2007, 03:41 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	masturbation makes you feel sick? why you poor thing. yes, I definately think you need to take a sick day. or two. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-23-2007, 09:46 PM	#8
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Oi! Thay it, don't thpray it!! __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-25-2007, 05:22 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Are men turned on my coming on a woman's face because they've seen it so many times in porn films/ pictures - where it is used because it makes the orgasm visual - or is it used in porn because it is a typical male fantasy? The amount of male friends who've told me (in their cups admittedly) that it's an unfulfilled ambition makes me wonder. I can't say I particularly enjoy it, but I wouldn't refuse the pleasure to someone I was willing to have sex with - which is a little more intimate after all! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-25-2007, 05:54 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think the idea of men cumming on womens faces is all about the power aspect. It's part of the games we all involve ourselves in when we have sex. The ultimate power struggle! Oh yeah, and then there's the meaningful, sharing and caring undying love kind of sex, but seriously, who has that after the sixth month of a relationship anyway? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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10-19-2007, 04:22 PM	#2
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	A sick day to masturbate you are sick.

10-20-2007, 08:15 AM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Lurve pavlova

10-20-2007, 10:40 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You know, I really wish pavlova had not been mentioned in this thread about masturbation. These two things should be kept .... separate. Dana, the phrase "lurve pavlova" is just sooooo dangerous. Sounds like a euphemism for something very eeiiuuuwww.

10-20-2007, 12:19 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol well I suppose it does at that... allow me to qualify that statement: I lurve pavlova!

10-20-2007, 03:03 PM	#7
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Many things do not make it to Texas, and many things do not make it out either

10-25-2007, 05:29 PM	#11
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I was told it would make you go blind. Thank goodness for braille.:p

10-25-2007, 05:41 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Imagine if every time you had an orgasm, at the very peak of it this "stuff" appeared. Wouldn't it have some sort of otherworldly quality to it, like it was magic. You'd totally associate it with every orgasm you ever had, including your deepest formative years and ever since. Maybe it was even scary when it first showed up, unexpected -- or maybe it was guilty evidence, like you had to hide it because if you didn't, everybody would know what you were doing. And then, find out that some women act like they're scared of it, like it was battery acid or something. But others would embrace it as a part of the act. Imagine how that might be weirdly fulfilling or amazing somehow, that the woman was saying this "stuff" was not foul, or toxic, or guilty, or messy, but that it came from your orgasm and they actually wanted it and that was the goal to begin with. Then add on layers of visual stimulation, because men's sexuality is so utterly visual. TMI?

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