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Old 10-26-2015, 05:04 PM   #1
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We septic tanks just don't have a clue.
i give up. translate it?
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Old 10-26-2015, 05:23 PM   #2
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Septic tank = Yank

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/septic_tank

I didn't even do it right, it should have been "We septics just don't have a clue." The advanced form just suggests the rhyme so you really have to know what's going on.

Also, this is one way the Brits are better than us (and I do believe that they are), they can subtly insult you and you didn't even know it happened.
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Old 10-26-2015, 06:14 PM   #3
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Also, this is one way the Brits are better than us (and I do believe that they are), they can subtly insult you and you didn't even know it happened.
Obfuscation is better? I don't think so, more advanced civilizations would strive for clearer communication. How else would the empire's minions know their duties. No wonder the Hessians failed.
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Old 10-26-2015, 05:28 PM   #4
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ah, I had Yank... i couldnt rhyme anything with septic
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Old 10-26-2015, 05:40 PM   #5
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I read once that the original cockney rhyming slang terms also created a visual link to the item.

e.g.

Apples & Pears: Stairs -the barrow boys used to stack up the oranges and apples (much like they do in produce sections and "fancy" stores today) and they looked like stairs

Dog&Bone = phone -the old free-standing dial phones with the recever in a cradle on the top looked like a dog ?????....

...... There wasn't any TV to watch in those days
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Old 10-26-2015, 06:27 PM   #6
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If you want to put down the yanks to your countrymen without the yanks knowing,... I'm telling ya, those people are better at their language than we are. Be careful around them.

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Old 10-26-2015, 06:41 PM   #7
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Today I learned that sugar is not soluble in water - AT ALL.
This is making my limoncello recipe changes very difficult to address.
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Old 10-28-2015, 04:44 PM   #8
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Today I learned that sugar is not soluble in water - AT ALL.
Totally screwed that up - lol See how upset I am. - Take two:

Today I learned that sugar is not soluble in ALCOHOL - AT ALL.
This is making my limoncello recipe changes very difficult to address.



I have been making limoncello from an old recipe for some time now. I am trying to make it clearer (less opague is that correct?)
Now what do I do? Methinks I will further decrease the sugar.
What do you all think - Does it being cloudy alter your opinion of it at all?
I've actually inquired with a local distillery and ... who knows.
I'd love to get some feedback
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Old 10-28-2015, 11:00 PM   #9
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Totally screwed that up - lol See how upset I am. - Take two:

Today I learned that sugar is not soluble in ALCOHOL - AT ALL.
This is making my limoncello recipe changes very difficult to address.



I have been making limoncello from an old recipe for some time now. I am trying to make it clearer (less opague is that correct?)
Now what do I do? Methinks I will further decrease the sugar.
What do you all think - Does it being cloudy alter your opinion of it at all?
I've actually inquired with a local distillery and ... who knows.
I'd love to get some feedback

The word you're looking for is limpid.
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Old 10-30-2015, 02:50 PM   #10
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The word you're looking for is limpid.
translucent
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Old 10-26-2015, 07:36 PM   #11
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You just have to heat it a tiny bit, it'll dissolve right away.
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Old 10-26-2015, 09:58 PM   #12
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Maybe you should boil it classic? That will kill bacteria too.
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Old 10-26-2015, 11:22 PM   #13
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Today I learned I'm an online jackass.

I also learned that the current value of the dollar is even worse than I thought.

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Old 10-27-2015, 02:43 AM   #14
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We're all idiots online, at least some of the time. Haha
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Old 10-27-2015, 03:12 AM   #15
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Nay nay, not me. I'm an asshole, dickhead, bastard, etc, etc, online. I save idiot for real life.
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