Ode to the full service gas station

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Find someone with a car that has 300,000 miles on it, jump in your time machine, and go back and buy that car before they do.

Which reminds me, does anyone know how to check the oil on a time machine? And my temporomechanic says the Horologizing camber guides need aligning ... is he trying to con me? And I think the flux capacitor is on the blink, it makes a funny noise when I go around centuries...