What are the requirements to open an assisted living facility in florida? - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I mean, Bruce and I are old, but fuuuck.

What?

Get the hell off my lawn!

Datalyss · 04-25-2009, 06:13 PM

Oh, you guys are asses.

Kristina, in all seriousness, click here for some relevant information.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-28-2009, 01:14 AM

They have Google in India, too.

capnhowdy · 04-28-2009, 08:49 AM

We need lots more immigrants to come to America to share our abundant prosperity.

Undertoad · 04-28-2009, 09:19 AM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7164509AAAPbHI

Here's the guess: kristinabob is earnest. S/he hasn't revisited us since two days after asking the question. S/he lives in India, is moderately wealthy, is attending nursing school, has heard that the elderly in America move to Florida and is interested in being entrepreneurial and successful in the US.

If this is the case, the correct answer is: well your first step would be to contact me (a private message on this system is the best way). I can act as your partner in the US, to make the necessary arrangements here. I have started a business before and know all the steps to scouting real estate, setting up accounting, and so forth. I believe in using a lawyer to manage the necessary paperwork for the state; this need not be expensive. These are some bureaucratic matters before you actually hire employees, but believe me, it is much easier to set up a business in America than it is to set up a business in India!

I am currently not employed and I am available to assist you at a reasonable rate. I'm honest, trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with.

limey · 04-28-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7164509AAAPbHI

Here's the guess: kristinabob is earnest. S/he hasn't revisited us since two days after asking the question. S/he lives in India, is moderately wealthy, is attending nursing school, has heard that the elderly in America move to Florida and is interested in being entrepreneurial and successful in the US.

If this is the case, the correct answer is: well your first step would be to contact me (a private message on this system is the best way). I can act as your partner in the US, to make the necessary arrangements here. I have started a business before and know all the steps to scouting real estate, setting up accounting, and so forth. I believe in using a lawyer to manage the necessary paperwork for the state; this need not be expensive. These are some bureaucratic matters before you actually hire employees, but believe me, it is much easier to set up a business in America than it is to set up a business in India!

I am currently not employed and I am available to assist you at a reasonable rate. I'm honest, trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with.

I can recommend this person as "trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with".

Clodfobble · 04-28-2009, 04:21 PM

I'll second that. Undertoad is a good man, and he would be an honest and efficient business partner. And assisted living facilities are one thing that will never lose their economic demand...

DanaC · 04-28-2009, 05:52 PM

I'll third it. Without doubt on my list of people I both like and highly respect.

BrianR · 04-29-2009, 02:11 AM

Yep, UT is a good guy, just don't expect him to come out of his house much. He's an admitted borderline recluse!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-29-2009, 04:41 AM

And I volunteer to be assisted.

04-29-2009, 06:56 AM

She'll need to distinguish her business with a gimmick that will save her customers, employees, and management time, effort, and money. Perhaps she can open the assisted living facility in a nudist colony!

sweetwater · 04-29-2009, 10:55 AM

Hiring Undertoad would bring a bonus employee, too. Or should it be a pony?

Elspode · 04-29-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes

She'll need to distinguish her business with a gimmick that will save her customers, employees, and management time, effort, and money. Perhaps she can open the assisted living facility in a nudist colony!

Hot dog carts!

limey · 04-30-2009, 06:50 PM

By the time this is set up we'll all be old enough to move in (except Ibby - he can visit us all!).

Shawnee123 · 04-30-2009, 07:00 PM

We better get on a waiting list. Once this idea spreads, people will be dying to live there.

04-28-2009, 01:14 AM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They have Google in India, too. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-28-2009, 08:49 AM	#19
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	We need lots more immigrants to come to America to share our abundant prosperity. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-28-2009, 04:21 PM	#22
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'll second that. Undertoad is a good man, and he would be an honest and efficient business partner. And assisted living facilities are one thing that will never lose their economic demand... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-29-2009, 02:11 AM	#24
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Yep, UT is a good guy, just don't expect him to come out of his house much. He's an admitted borderline recluse! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-29-2009, 04:41 AM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And I volunteer to be assisted. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-25-2009, 06:13 PM	#17
Datalyss Huh? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 384	Oh, you guys are asses. Kristina, in all seriousness, click here for some relevant information.

04-28-2009, 09:19 AM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7164509AAAPbHI Here's the guess: kristinabob is earnest. S/he hasn't revisited us since two days after asking the question. S/he lives in India, is moderately wealthy, is attending nursing school, has heard that the elderly in America move to Florida and is interested in being entrepreneurial and successful in the US. If this is the case, the correct answer is: well your first step would be to contact me (a private message on this system is the best way). I can act as your partner in the US, to make the necessary arrangements here. I have started a business before and know all the steps to scouting real estate, setting up accounting, and so forth. I believe in using a lawyer to manage the necessary paperwork for the state; this need not be expensive. These are some bureaucratic matters before you actually hire employees, but believe me, it is much easier to set up a business in America than it is to set up a business in India! I am currently not employed and I am available to assist you at a reasonable rate. I'm honest, trustworthy, and friendly and easy to work with.

04-28-2009, 05:52 PM	#23
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'll third it. Without doubt on my list of people I both like and highly respect.

04-29-2009, 06:56 AM	#26
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	She'll need to distinguish her business with a gimmick that will save her customers, employees, and management time, effort, and money. Perhaps she can open the assisted living facility in a nudist colony!

04-29-2009, 10:55 AM	#27
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Hiring Undertoad would bring a bonus employee, too. Or should it be a pony? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

04-30-2009, 06:50 PM	#29
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	By the time this is set up we'll all be old enough to move in (except Ibby - he can visit us all!). __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-30-2009, 07:00 PM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We better get on a waiting list. Once this idea spreads, people will be dying to live there. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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