Best kind of users:

"My password isn't working," every time they use an application. Literally having you reset it, using it once, promptly forgetting it, and then coming back and saying "My password isn't working," the very next time they use the application.

At least they will never get hacked.

glatt is like a Devil's Advocate that only makes positive comments.

I'll bet when they're scheduling a difficult meeting, they're like, "invite glatt so things go smoothly"