auto fuck up, i mean correct

infinite monkey • Aug 1, 2013 8:08 am
Is there a way to turn off auto-fuck up on a droid.

it's the cause of posting problems here and elsewhere (thdoesn't affect texts)nt

adds letter, inserts between words, it sucks ass.
footfootfoot • Aug 1, 2013 9:19 am
Hey are you related to that monkey that typed Shakespeare who used to post here?


She was the awesome.
infinite monkey • Aug 1, 2013 9:33 am
She's my prettier, smarter, popular cousin. ;)
lumberjim • Aug 1, 2013 9:46 am
Yes. It's in the settings somewhere
infinite monkey • Aug 1, 2013 10:11 am
Have looked in settings cannot find it.
Gravdigr • Aug 1, 2013 3:13 pm
Yet one more reason to always have a hammer in arm's reach.
infinite monkey • Aug 1, 2013 3:50 pm
word.

i have hated this phone since i got it. loved my other droids...this is a 4.

i pay for the insurance but for some reason it has not yet flown into the river or ended up under the wheel of my car. i'm too honest for my phone, too honest by far.

if you have a clear shot please shoot it. i dont have the energy to deal with it myself. god i love consumerism. quality products cost more. only leave out the quality part, and the customer service .
lumberjim • Aug 1, 2013 5:04 pm
What make, model is it?

Have you searched you tube?
infinite monkey • Aug 1, 2013 6:11 pm
No, i was hoping you could tellomeif merv griffin was.
Gey
compromised phone=bad research reliability.

;)
footfootfoot • Aug 2, 2013 12:49 pm
He may not have been gay, but he certainly was festive.
Gravdigr • Aug 2, 2013 3:27 pm
infinite monkey;872081 wrote:
if you have a clear shot please shoot it.


:lol2:

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Gravdigr • Aug 9, 2013 3:19 pm
Saw this and thought of this thread.

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cupidsrose • Aug 9, 2013 11:36 pm
Hi, everybody, I am a new friend.
sexobon • Aug 10, 2013 11:39 am
Hi new friend. What would you like to talk about?
Gravdigr • Aug 10, 2013 5:50 pm
cupidsrose;872894 wrote:
Hi, everybody, I am a new friend.


I'll be the judge of that.
BigV • Aug 12, 2013 11:02 am
infinite monkey;872024 wrote:
Is there a way to turn off auto-fuck up on a droid.

it's the cause of posting problems here and elsewhere (thdoesn't affect texts)nt

adds letter, inserts between words, it sucks ass.

turn that frown upside down.
Undertoad • Aug 12, 2013 11:28 am
cupidsrose;872894 wrote:
Hi, everybody, I am a new friend.


That was an awful lot of work just to be banned, Chinese spammer.
BigV • Aug 12, 2013 11:29 am
still, you have to appreciate the manual labor involved, no?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 12, 2013 5:14 pm
Yeah, but it's Chinese labor. ;)
Griff • Aug 12, 2013 5:46 pm
Dude, what's the tallest mountain?
infinite monkey • Aug 31, 2013 12:01 pm
Update: i found a setting under keyboard function. Turned auto-fuck up off. But it's still doing it. Adding leters insering words. And i got a replacement phone. So it's the THE phone not THIS phon
so done with droid and probably Motorola. Bye Motorola, we had a long run.20 Years has it been? Now fuck off.

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cellarolson • Sep 10, 2013 10:28 am
i have to say though It's all worth it when you have such wonderful Fups as these....I often find myself trying not to laugh out loud in the office whilst I'm supposed to be working!
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
Gravdigr • Feb 23, 2015 3:38 pm
:lol2:

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Gravdigr • Feb 23, 2015 3:40 pm
I move that "mad enough to blow a German" be inserted into The Cellar Lexicon™, post haste.
lumberjim • Feb 23, 2015 5:25 pm
*COUGH*I'MGERMAN*COUGH*
classicman • Feb 23, 2015 9:34 pm
^Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sheldon! SHELLLLLLDOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
monster • Feb 24, 2015 9:03 pm
You bastard, my German was killed on 9/11
monster • Feb 24, 2015 9:28 pm
I managed to turn autocarrot off on my new phone, but after a few days it turned itself on again and now I can't find how to get rid of it again. I think that function has a more sinister purpose.

I also think when the alien invasion happens, they will hack our GPS systems and use them to divert us to concentration camps.
DanaC • Feb 25, 2015 5:23 am
monster;922501 wrote:
I managed to turn autocarrot off on my new phone, but after a few days it turned itself on again and now I can't find how to get rid of it again. I think that function has a more sinister purpose.

I also think when the alien invasion happens, they will hack our GPS systems and use them to divert us to concentration camps.


Is that a new app? If so I think it's one I need to get :P
it • Feb 26, 2015 10:23 pm
They have auto-carrot now? And I thought auto-tomato was too much.

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monster • Feb 26, 2015 10:25 pm
Robato
BigV • Feb 26, 2015 10:41 pm
That's MISTER robato to you, missy. :fingernono:

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full disclosure:

I want to be Chani for SakuraCon. But I can't figure out how to pull off the four-inch waist.
monster • Feb 26, 2015 10:57 pm
[QUOTE=BigV;922580]That's MISTER robato to you, missy. :fingernono:


You're going to finger nono? Brave. ...or stupid

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=30719
BigV • Feb 26, 2015 11:04 pm
hahahaaaaahahah...
um. no.

I was just trying to reference the fingerwagging smiley, because I was too lazy to look it up.

to reiterate, I have no intention whatsoever of fingering dat pig.
Gravdigr • Feb 27, 2015 2:05 pm
monster;922577 wrote:
Robato


You say Robato, I say Roboto...