I need a new moose

lumberjim • Mar 30, 2010 12:32 am
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=22379

mine's broken

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Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2010 3:13 am
That's what he gets for tailgating.:yesnod:
ZenGum • Mar 30, 2010 3:35 am
Umm.... what the heck?? It looks like the moose came in through the back window. Did it? How did that happen?? Car reversing ... with that much force? Moose struck by speeding truck? then how could the moose be so intact?


:idea:

Hunter shoots moose, straps it on hood or roof of pickup, hunter is tailgating, blue car stops suddenly forcing hunter to emergency stop, straps break, moose through rear windshield.

:eyebrow:

Honestly officer, I haven't drunk a thing.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2010 4:09 am
ZenGum;644162 wrote:
It looks like the moose came in through the back window.

The whole front half of the roof is peeled back.

Crack kills... even moose.
ZenGum • Mar 30, 2010 4:27 am
The whole front half of the roof is peeled back.


Okay, front entry, but I'm still struggling to visualise it.
Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2010 5:55 am
:eek:
DanaC • Mar 30, 2010 6:13 am
Apparently, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose. But I haven't seen it.
Gravdigr • Apr 24, 2010 1:29 am
No moose is good noose.
tw • Apr 24, 2010 3:23 am
Gravdigr;651207 wrote:
No moose is good noose.
No. The noose is for a goose. How many moose did you say? Deuce? (So this is how it was done by Dr Seuss.)