Funny WPA Security Strings

I'm resetting our wireless connections from what the old admin had WEP to WPA for added security.

I've got this one woman I work with who is an annoying little snippy bitch. She's a vegan Mac user who doesn't understand why an entertainment company even needs security, and she seems to think decisions about MY network are a democracy...they aren't.

I am going to choose a phrase for our laptop users to connect wirelessly.

I want to make it something funny, but not political or religious. It has to be something I can get away with at work and can't get sued for. I want it to be something she will hate to type.

Here are a few off the top of my head....

I love Veal!

My food has a face.

Meat is Yummy.


Your suggestions would be fun and helpful.

You live in California. There is nothing you can't be sued for.

But you could maybe get away with something more subtle, like "B12 is an important vitamin."

The other white meat.
Medium rare
The cow says, moooo
Old Macdonald

A funny idea, but I fear Clod is probably right.

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Corpse-eaters rule
Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Bash her in!
Bring home the bacon[/COLOR]

I like that one - "Bring home the bacon"
A good lawyer could make a case that you were trying to make them more productive.

wheresthebeef

beefaroni

moveoverbacon

pulledpork

fingerlickingood

chalupa

if given the chance, cows would eat you

i didn't order a salad

bacon is a food group

my bologna has a first name

meaty beaty big and bouncy

Don't be so mean.
She's an annoying snippy bitch - fine, that's who she is and it isn't nice.

But there might be other people in the company who are also vegan/ vegetarian who don't make an issue out of it and who aren't annoying or bitchy. Don't pick on a lifestyle choice as your means of revenge.

Make your phrase Constitutional Scholar instead :)

Make the string:

"Vegetarian is a word meaning hunting failure"

but tell her the string is:

"Animals are people too"

Let her be the vegetarian she wants to be... good luck hunting for the wireless connection.

Macs got nuttin' on some mutton

"I Love Radar"
"The Cellar is Laughing at Me"
"OMGWTFBBQ"

sweetwater;488207 wrote:

"OMGWTFBBQ"

ding! ding! ding! we have a weiner

Awwwwww, reminds me when my teenage boyfriend was first starting out in computers. His password was something like IL[SG]AWTFH

Which was I Love [SG] And Want To Fuck Her.
It's not strictly romantic, but as we were already doing the deed, all I focused on was the fact he loved me and was reminded of it every time he logged in :grinnylov

Flint;488213 wrote:

ding! ding! ding! we have a weiner

seconded

It's good, but you'll have to tell her it means something else...

For starters:

Open Minds Gather With The Finest! Be Back Quickly

But I am sure we can do better. Something that you can plausibly insist is an anti-meat message. She'll know you're lying, but won't be able to prove it ... and how much fun would that be? Something a bit like:

Only Monsters Gorge When Terrible Farmers Bash Baby Quackers, or something...

You will have to go with something she won't even detect. So she'll have to do it repeatedly and not even know what she is doing. Of course, I am completely evil so do not listen to me.....

It is now her secured password that she cannot change:
m33t_r0ks
or simply:
m3atr0Ks
or:
i820lb.sm33t

I'm sure you can devise something...

I ate 20 pounds meat lol

Thanks everyone. You are all very creative. I love so many of them. :)