Breaking News!

TheMercenary • Aug 18, 2008 7:07 pm
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that
can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social

breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring

at their breasts and not listening to them.
Crimson Ghost • Aug 19, 2008 1:42 am
In that case, it should also play videos.
Shawnee123 • Aug 19, 2008 8:47 am
In related news, looking forward to all television transmissions going digital in February of 2009, the FCC is implanting Digital TV receivers in men's asses and long range antennas in their penises. (Antennae, penii?)

Now get on the roof, lie still, and shut up. Grey's Anatomy is on. ;)