Jet-powered VW Beetle
That should help with getting up to speed on the onramps. :)
A waste of a good helicopter engine, in a VW. Should have put it in something cool. :headshake
I've seen this posted somewhere else. Here's a picture:

I counter your jet-powered VW with a
jet-powered bicycle!. There's another link inside with video.
how about this one!
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html
[SIZE="1"]http://www.snopes.com/autos/dream/jato.asp[/SIZE]