I still Got IT!

itsjulie · 10-10-2005, 09:33 PM

I went to a surprise birthday party for my cousins husband and my other cousin brought a few of his friends...it was at a hall with a DJ and I just rock that dance floor - love to dance. Oh, and drink.

So, after quite a few martinis, this youngin is starting to dance with me so of course I oblige and dance with him. Then I notice, he is pretty nice looking. SO, we dance for the last hour or so of the party...then the party ends and everyone decides to go back to my aunts house......so of course he says ride with us (riding with a full car of people - I feel I must clarify that)...so of course I do...anyway, well nothing really happened, BUT I find out this boy is 24!

WHOO HOOO - he is 11 years younger than me!

YUP, that sure makes an old lady feel good. Even if he just thought he was getting lucky, he didn't and he was 24!

Now, I know Brianna is going to ask why nothing happened....but let her ask!

Queen of the Ryche · 10-10-2005, 09:48 PM

Congrats. Nice to know your money maker aint broken.

Elspode · 10-10-2005, 11:04 PM

The hell with Brianna wants to know why nothing happened. We *all* want to know why nothing happened? Wha's wrong? Was he too old?

BigV · 10-10-2005, 11:08 PM

Yeah, itsjulie, WE just like to know stuff. Turnabout, y'know.

Tonchi · 10-11-2005, 01:22 AM

Watch out, that's how I ended up with a husband

After all those drinks I thought he was at least 28 and he thought I was no older than 26, the truth was I was 36 and he was 22.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2005, 01:25 AM

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I still Got IT!

I knew that.

Trilby · 10-11-2005, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by itsjulie

Now, I know Brianna is going to ask why nothing happened....but let her ask!

Oh, I won't ask. I think I may be entering a period of quiet self-reflection and cloistered living. I'll let you know how it works out.

itsjulie · 10-11-2005, 06:06 AM

Truth is I am just not that kind of girl!

itsjulie · 10-11-2005, 06:40 AM

And, I guess it takes a few days for the toxins to really exit the body - he is actually 12 years younger than me...whooo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-11-2005, 07:29 AM

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I guess it takes a few days for the toxins to really exit the body

Not if you use a condom.

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Truth is I am just not that kind of girl!

But deep down you wanna be....doncha? Huh, doncha?

Elspode · 10-11-2005, 02:59 PM

OK, ladies...and especially itsjulie...how many dates/drunken dance nights do you have to go on before you would no longer be "that kind of girl" if you threw junior down on the floor and ground his tiddlypom into your verywarmplace? (terminology swiped from an old National Lampoon Winnie the Pooh parody).

Trilby · 10-11-2005, 03:01 PM

If you're askin' me: 0.5

Elspode · 10-11-2005, 03:21 PM

So...halfway through the date, you're already makin' bouncy-bouncy? Must make for some pretty interesting scenes at the restaurant.

Trilby · 10-11-2005, 03:34 PM

Weeeeell. I do get a lot of discounts!

Just kidding, els.

itsjulie · 10-11-2005, 04:39 PM

ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there!

Never done that before either, just for clarification.

10-10-2005, 09:33 PM	#1
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	I still Got IT! I went to a surprise birthday party for my cousins husband and my other cousin brought a few of his friends...it was at a hall with a DJ and I just rock that dance floor - love to dance. Oh, and drink. So, after quite a few martinis, this youngin is starting to dance with me so of course I oblige and dance with him. Then I notice, he is pretty nice looking. SO, we dance for the last hour or so of the party...then the party ends and everyone decides to go back to my aunts house......so of course he says ride with us (riding with a full car of people - I feel I must clarify that)...so of course I do...anyway, well nothing really happened, BUT I find out this boy is 24! WHOO HOOO - he is 11 years younger than me! YUP, that sure makes an old lady feel good. Even if he just thought he was getting lucky, he didn't and he was 24! Now, I know Brianna is going to ask why nothing happened....but let her ask! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-10-2005, 09:48 PM	#2
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Congrats. Nice to know your money maker aint broken. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

10-10-2005, 11:04 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The hell with Brianna wants to know why nothing happened. We all want to know why nothing happened? Wha's wrong? Was he too old? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-10-2005, 11:08 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Yeah, itsjulie, WE just like to know stuff. Turnabout, y'know. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-11-2005, 01:22 AM	#5
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Watch out, that's how I ended up with a husband After all those drinks I thought he was at least 28 and he thought I was no older than 26, the truth was I was 36 and he was 22. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

10-11-2005, 06:06 AM	#8
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Truth is I am just not that kind of girl! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-11-2005, 06:40 AM	#9
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	And, I guess it takes a few days for the toxins to really exit the body - he is actually 12 years younger than me...whooo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-11-2005, 02:59 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	OK, ladies...and especially itsjulie...how many dates/drunken dance nights do you have to go on before you would no longer be "that kind of girl" if you threw junior down on the floor and ground his tiddlypom into your verywarmplace? (terminology swiped from an old National Lampoon Winnie the Pooh parody). __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-11-2005, 03:01 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	If you're askin' me: 0.5 __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-11-2005, 03:21 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So...halfway through the date, you're already makin' bouncy-bouncy? Must make for some pretty interesting scenes at the restaurant. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-11-2005, 03:34 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Weeeeell. I do get a lot of discounts! Just kidding, els. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-11-2005, 04:39 PM	#15
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there! Never done that before either, just for clarification. __________________ I like to know stuff!

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