Some ppl will do anything for their 15 minutes...

ladysycamore · 05-24-2004, 04:52 PM

Man Arrested After Hotel Room Covered In Vaseline

"Authorities say 44-year-old Roger Chamberlain of McLean, Va. is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel 6 just north of Binghamton.

After Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room."

http://www.local6.com/news/3314528/detail.html

richlevy · 05-24-2004, 09:11 PM

I see that they arrested him. Of course, he'll probably slip between the bars and get away.

wolf · 05-25-2004, 12:29 AM

If anybody pulled that at the Motel 6 near here, I would end up with them. Slippery or not.

Reminds of this one female patient who would get multiple packets of lotion from the nurses station, grease herself up GOOD, and then go off.

It was amazing how long it took nursing to figure out that the lotion requests always preceeded her attacking someone on the unit by about 5-10 minutes.

She'd slip right out of the leather restraints and the fun would begin again, not to mention how hard it was to put her in in the first place, given that the staff kept losing their holds.

zippyt · 05-25-2004, 06:24 PM

Wolf ,
I would think that is what Tazers are for , hell they even have one that will knock a bull down !!!!

wolf · 05-26-2004, 12:08 AM

We aren't allowed to use them on people who are on the unit. They won't even let our ambulance crew have pepper spray.

Usually the tasers work.

Sometimes they don't.

There was once psychotic guy I may have mentioned before (angel wings and a monks robe with a cowboy hat? Bunny ears and jesus sandals?)

On one of his earliest admissions he was tazed two or three times, didn't go down. Finally the police dog chewing on his ass got his attention long enough to get him in handcuffs.

zippyt · 05-26-2004, 12:14 AM

he was tazed two or three times, didn't go down.

And that is why i could never be a cop , i would have put 2 shots in his forehead then and there , solve that problem on the spot .

05-24-2004, 04:52 PM	#1
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	Some ppl will do anything for their 15 minutes... Man Arrested After Hotel Room Covered In Vaseline "Authorities say 44-year-old Roger Chamberlain of McLean, Va. is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel 6 just north of Binghamton. After Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room." http://www.local6.com/news/3314528/detail.html __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

05-24-2004, 09:11 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I see that they arrested him. Of course, he'll probably slip between the bars and get away. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-25-2004, 12:29 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If anybody pulled that at the Motel 6 near here, I would end up with them. Slippery or not. Reminds of this one female patient who would get multiple packets of lotion from the nurses station, grease herself up GOOD, and then go off. It was amazing how long it took nursing to figure out that the lotion requests always preceeded her attacking someone on the unit by about 5-10 minutes. She'd slip right out of the leather restraints and the fun would begin again, not to mention how hard it was to put her in in the first place, given that the staff kept losing their holds. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-25-2004, 06:24 PM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Wolf , I would think that is what Tazers are for , hell they even have one that will knock a bull down !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-26-2004, 12:08 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We aren't allowed to use them on people who are on the unit. They won't even let our ambulance crew have pepper spray. Usually the tasers work. Sometimes they don't. There was once psychotic guy I may have mentioned before (angel wings and a monks robe with a cowboy hat? Bunny ears and jesus sandals?) On one of his earliest admissions he was tazed two or three times, didn't go down. Finally the police dog chewing on his ass got his attention long enough to get him in handcuffs. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-26-2004, 12:14 AM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	he was tazed two or three times, didn't go down. And that is why i could never be a cop , i would have put 2 shots in his forehead then and there , solve that problem on the spot . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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