The Moon..

JBKlyde · 01-24-2012, 05:48 PM

There's at least 2 sides to every story,
Just like there's 2 sides of the moon,
The light side brings the glory,
The dark side brings the gloom,

you finish this poem..

jimhelm · 01-24-2012, 06:11 PM

that'll show 'em

Happy Monkey · 01-24-2012, 06:18 PM

We like the mooooon.

Because it is close to us.

sexobon · 01-25-2012, 03:50 AM

There's at least 2 sides to every story,
Just like there's 2 sides of the moon,
The light side brings the glory,
The dark side brings the gloom,
But when dark and light become left and right,
It takes both sides to make a full moon.

infinite monkey · 01-25-2012, 08:25 AM

Here you go, JBK. Just a quick attempt.

(And a quick fix to subject/verb agreement)

There are at least 2 sides to every story,
Just like there are 2 sides of the moon.
The light side brings the glory,
The dark side brings the gloom.

But who can know the truth
When they’re both in the same room
You think you’re seeing glory
As it turns out: just more gloom.

Keep a watchful eye
On that two-faced crazy moon
You never know which side is facing
Forward, and at whom?

classicman · 01-25-2012, 08:27 AM

That's pretty darn good.

JBKlyde · 01-25-2012, 12:50 PM

me likes (clap clap) for I-M.. and s-b

Trilby · 01-26-2012, 09:35 AM

What if the moon's a balloon...

?

infinite monkey · 01-26-2012, 09:37 AM

Well, the balloonman whistles far and wee, but I don't know how the moon whistles.

Gravdigr · 01-26-2012, 02:38 PM

The moon is an orb, a sphere. There is only one side.

Oop, wait....

Inside and outside...

Nevermind.

glatt · 01-26-2012, 03:14 PM

Sorry Grav, but I deleted that butt picture. It was either that or label the whole thread NSFW. Why don't you put it on picture hosting site and just give a text link to it?

infinite monkey · 01-26-2012, 03:33 PM

While we're on the subject (and nothing at Grav I didn't even see the picture) could a mod (because it'd go over like a lead balloon coming from me) put out a gentle and general reminder that soft porn might not be actually unsafe for work but it isn't exactly good for work.

For example, the rash of bikini booby women in some of the image threads lately. I wouldn't think twice about them but if I happen to click on a thread looking for the latest "funny image" and there's a woman with giant tits and very little clothing, I have to wonder what a passing cow orker would think I was into.

They don't mind me cruising sites while I'm processing but I don't think they expect me to be ogling gorgeous scantily clad chicks, you know?

Please be mindful of those of us who peruse from work.

Gravdigr · 01-26-2012, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Sorry Grav, but I deleted that butt picture. It was either that or label the whole thread NSFW. Why don't you put it on picture hosting site and just give a text link to it?

Well delete the whole post, because what you left makes me look like I was having a stroke or something.

Gravdigr · 01-26-2012, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Why don't you put it on picture hosting site and just give a text link to it?

Cuz, in my experience, pic hosting sites suck what you deleted a picture of...

FTR: No worries over deleting the pic. The inconsistency bothers me a little, but, I've been past that for a while now.

classicman · 01-26-2012, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

While we're on the subject put out a gentle and general reminder that soft porn might not be actually unsafe for work but it isn't exactly good for work.

Please be mindful of those of us who peruse from work.

Sorry - my bad.

01-24-2012, 05:48 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	The Moon.. There's at least 2 sides to every story, Just like there's 2 sides of the moon, The light side brings the glory, The dark side brings the gloom, you finish this poem..

01-24-2012, 06:11 PM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	that'll show 'em __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-24-2012, 06:18 PM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	We like the mooooon. Because it is close to us. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-25-2012, 08:27 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That's pretty darn good. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-26-2012, 09:35 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What if the moon's a balloon... ? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-25-2012, 03:50 AM	#4
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	There's at least 2 sides to every story, Just like there's 2 sides of the moon, The light side brings the glory, The dark side brings the gloom, But when dark and light become left and right, It takes both sides to make a full moon.

01-25-2012, 08:25 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Here you go, JBK. Just a quick attempt. (And a quick fix to subject/verb agreement) There are at least 2 sides to every story, Just like there are 2 sides of the moon. The light side brings the glory, The dark side brings the gloom. But who can know the truth When they’re both in the same room You think you’re seeing glory As it turns out: just more gloom. Keep a watchful eye On that two-faced crazy moon You never know which side is facing Forward, and at whom?

01-25-2012, 12:50 PM	#7
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	me likes (clap clap) for I-M.. and s-b

01-26-2012, 09:37 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, the balloonman whistles far and wee, but I don't know how the moon whistles.

01-26-2012, 02:38 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The moon is an orb, a sphere. There is only one side. Oop, wait.... Inside and outside... Nevermind. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-26-2012, 03:14 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sorry Grav, but I deleted that butt picture. It was either that or label the whole thread NSFW. Why don't you put it on picture hosting site and just give a text link to it?

01-26-2012, 03:33 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	While we're on the subject (and nothing at Grav I didn't even see the picture) could a mod (because it'd go over like a lead balloon coming from me) put out a gentle and general reminder that soft porn might not be actually unsafe for work but it isn't exactly good for work. For example, the rash of bikini booby women in some of the image threads lately. I wouldn't think twice about them but if I happen to click on a thread looking for the latest "funny image" and there's a woman with giant tits and very little clothing, I have to wonder what a passing cow orker would think I was into. They don't mind me cruising sites while I'm processing but I don't think they expect me to be ogling gorgeous scantily clad chicks, you know? Please be mindful of those of us who peruse from work.

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