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Old 11-06-2010, 06:47 PM   #1
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Sexual Records NSFW

From Mendel's soup



Anyone breaking any of these records, be sure and let us know. Oh, and pictures or it probably didn't happen.
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Old 11-08-2010, 10:41 AM   #2
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18 feet! Wow. Somewhere, UT had quoted scientists as saying 2 feet, and, well I knew that wasn't as far as it can go.
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Old 11-08-2010, 10:45 AM   #3
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Interesting...
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:07 AM   #4
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I wouldn't have said two feet. When I was a younger man...
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Old 11-08-2010, 04:25 PM   #5
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A friend of mine in high school had a stain on the ceiling above his bed. He was genuinely embarrassed to admit the origin of said stain, so I don't think he was making it up. That's like 6 feet, and going against gravity at that!
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Old 11-08-2010, 08:00 PM   #6
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I got suspicious when I read the one about Michelle because I was told that Urban Legend by peers when I was in middle school and that was before 1991.
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Old 11-09-2010, 12:52 PM   #7
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yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.
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Old 11-09-2010, 01:13 PM   #8
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Agree, it was Rod Stewart.
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Old 11-09-2010, 01:56 PM   #9
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:14 PM   #10
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Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:01 PM   #11
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Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.
All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:41 PM   #12
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holy shit an hour at mendels soup. WTF?
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Old 11-10-2010, 02:05 PM   #14
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All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.
You guys thought I was giving out TMI...
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Old 11-10-2010, 02:06 PM   #15
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BTW, my persoanl best: 1.5 girls in a six hour period.
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