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Old 10-01-2010, 02:31 PM   #1
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Oh, It's On Like A Pot of Neckbones Now

The Re-Awakening of Gravdigr: Chapter 2

2:15 pm Friday Oct. 1, 2010

The call came without warning. There was no preamble. There was no build up. She said:

"What are you doing later?"

I said "Ohhhhh, IIIIIIIIII don't know, what are you doing later?" I'm smooth like that.

She said "Wanna play connect the dots?"






I don't know whose dots are getting connected, but, then again, I don't really care.
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:41 PM   #2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBdSw_JTns#t=00m40s
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:52 PM   #3
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Nice to see someone happy. but can I vote for this in the most bizarre thread title contest?
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Old 10-01-2010, 03:25 PM   #4
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Sir, I humbly submit that it is, in fact, on like Donkey Kong.

However, I will support you in your assertion to the contrary.
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Old 10-02-2010, 06:37 AM   #5
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This is rather fun, isn't it?

Keep your freak comin' Gravdigr. Freakier the better.
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:09 AM   #6
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I don't know whose dots are getting connected, but, then again, I don't really care.
Nipple to nipple?
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Old 10-02-2010, 05:06 PM   #7
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My back is ruined.



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Old 10-02-2010, 09:06 PM   #8
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connected some Dots Ehh ??
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:09 PM   #9
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nah, he just saw a penny on the ground.....
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:27 PM   #10
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I'm headed over there shortly. I really hope she just wants to hang out (did I really just say that?), my back ain't back in whack yet.
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:21 AM   #11
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No word from Gravdigr after 3 days. Is he back home or still 'hanging out'?
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:51 AM   #12
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I hope she didn't mistake him for a hobo!
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:56 AM   #13
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He was here yesterday... I think.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:00 AM   #14
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That only means he is a Zombie Hobo, and she has forbidden his participation in this thread.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:14 AM   #15
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The neck bone's connected to the ...

(link NSFW)
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