Best Family Story

Trilby · 04-30-2010, 06:39 AM

Griff's comment about one of his ancestors being a failed brewer in Ireland (how? How???) and said ancestor being a 'fox in the henhouse,' sounds like the beginning of a good family story.

The best family story I've been able to uncover involves a great-uncle on my dad's side (Scot-Irish, Presbyterian, transplanted to western Penn.) This guy had a coconut he wanted to eat. How to get to the yummy center of that formidable nut? He got a bright idea! He used the butt of his gun to crack the shell! Naturally, the gun was loaded. He banged the butt of the gun on the coconut shell and it discharged a bullet to his gullet. He died a few days later. Death by Coconut!

That's a good family story.

What's yours?

DanaC · 04-30-2010, 06:56 AM

Well, a great, great, great (etc) aunt on my Mum's side was a well to do young lady, from a respectable family (lower gentry) who ended up being disinherited for running off with the stablehand...Very Mills and Boon :P

monster · 04-30-2010, 07:12 AM

My mother.

But I don't have time to get into it now.

She was deported from Crete with a medical assistant accompanying her on the flight on the grounds of being batshit insane, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2010, 09:54 AM

Tracing my Mother's tree, in New England from the 1600s, was mostly from church records, deeds, and wills. There was Jebediahs, Hezekiahs, Ezekiels, and suddenly 200 years ago, a Willie Freeman. Staunch abolitionists, they had probably taken a runaway slave into the family, and named him in the will.

Undertoad · 04-30-2010, 10:23 AM

One of my ancestors was hung as a witch, not in Salem but another Massachusetts town.

Nirvana · 04-30-2010, 10:30 AM

One of my ancestors a Baroness, was descended from the mongols, and traced back to the Khan clan.

glatt · 04-30-2010, 11:10 AM

One of my ancestors fell out of the Mayflower during a storm while crossing the Atlantic. The story goes that there was a rope dangling from one of the sails in the water and he grabbed it and held on. It's only because he got pulled back into the boat that I'm here today.

Unfortunately, Sarah Palin can say the same thing. He's also her ancestor. She and I are related. *shudder*

jinx · 04-30-2010, 11:21 AM

The America show on History channel said that more than 1 in 10 americans can trace their roots back to the Mayflower. Much more than I thought...

I don't have any family stories, there's only like 12 of us...

glatt · 04-30-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx

The America show on History channel said that more than 1 in 10 americans can trace their roots back to the Mayflower. Much more than I thought...

I understand that this one Mayflower ancestor that Sarah and I share has millions of other descendants. Exact number is unknown.

monster · 04-30-2010, 11:20 AM

My mother claims we're descendants of Jesus.

squirell nutkin · 04-30-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

My mother claims we're descendants of Jesus.

That would make you my sister in law or something.

Shawnee123 · 04-30-2010, 11:25 AM

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Unfortunately, Sarah Palin can say the same thing. He's also her ancestor. She and I are related.

Oh glatt, say it ain't so!

My grandpa told me one of my Shawnee ancestors was a scout for the Union army, knowing the land so well and all. I would say he was talking about my great great grandpa but I don't really know, don't know if it's true, don't know if the timing even works out. Unfortunately, there isn't really anyone left to ask.

Gravdigr · 04-30-2010, 11:34 AM

A trading post owned by one of my ancestors was attacked by a force of nearly a thousand Creek, Cherokee, and Shawnee Indians (John Sevier pissed 'em off. BIG time.). A boy was about to be tomahawked, but, was claimed as a captive by a Cherokee. (Only survivor, btw.) He was later sold back to other relatives.

All of us (on that side anyway) came from him.

Gravdigr · 04-30-2010, 11:40 AM

I saw something on History, Discovery, whichever, that said one out of two hundred people world-wide can be traced to Genghis Khan.

Nirvana · 04-30-2010, 02:33 PM

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Genghis Khan.

Prolific bastard wasn't he?

04-30-2010, 06:39 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Best Family Story Griff's comment about one of his ancestors being a failed brewer in Ireland (how? How???) and said ancestor being a 'fox in the henhouse,' sounds like the beginning of a good family story. The best family story I've been able to uncover involves a great-uncle on my dad's side (Scot-Irish, Presbyterian, transplanted to western Penn.) This guy had a coconut he wanted to eat. How to get to the yummy center of that formidable nut? He got a bright idea! He used the butt of his gun to crack the shell! Naturally, the gun was loaded. He banged the butt of the gun on the coconut shell and it discharged a bullet to his gullet. He died a few days later. Death by Coconut! That's a good family story. What's yours? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-30-2010, 07:12 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My mother. But I don't have time to get into it now. She was deported from Crete with a medical assistant accompanying her on the flight on the grounds of being batshit insane, though. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-30-2010, 09:54 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tracing my Mother's tree, in New England from the 1600s, was mostly from church records, deeds, and wills. There was Jebediahs, Hezekiahs, Ezekiels, and suddenly 200 years ago, a Willie Freeman. Staunch abolitionists, they had probably taken a runaway slave into the family, and named him in the will. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-30-2010, 10:30 AM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	One of my ancestors a Baroness, was descended from the mongols, and traced back to the Khan clan. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-30-2010, 11:10 AM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	One of my ancestors fell out of the Mayflower during a storm while crossing the Atlantic. The story goes that there was a rope dangling from one of the sails in the water and he grabbed it and held on. It's only because he got pulled back into the boat that I'm here today. Unfortunately, Sarah Palin can say the same thing. He's also her ancestor. She and I are related. shudder Attached Images

04-30-2010, 10:23 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	One of my ancestors was hung as a witch, not in Salem but another Massachusetts town.

04-30-2010, 11:21 AM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	The America show on History channel said that more than 1 in 10 americans can trace their roots back to the Mayflower. Much more than I thought... I don't have any family stories, there's only like 12 of us... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-30-2010, 11:20 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My mother claims we're descendants of Jesus. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-30-2010, 11:34 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A trading post owned by one of my ancestors was attacked by a force of nearly a thousand Creek, Cherokee, and Shawnee Indians (John Sevier pissed 'em off. BIG time.). A boy was about to be tomahawked, but, was claimed as a captive by a Cherokee. (Only survivor, btw.) He was later sold back to other relatives. All of us (on that side anyway) came from him. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-30-2010, 11:40 AM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I saw something on History, Discovery, whichever, that said one out of two hundred people world-wide can be traced to Genghis Khan. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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